"You may not be the girl of his dreams but you can always be the feral swamp witch of his nightmares"
Ok but what if the girl of his dreams is a feral swamp witch ?
Asking for a friend
A girl I matched with described herself as the jewel of India. So I asked if lived in the tower of London or the British museum
#comedy#oneliner#history#Britishhistory
Performing at the get up standup final held by the respectable @standupclubuk 20th December, I think there are still tickets left so it would be nice to see some friendly faces.
#comedy#clown#alternativecomedy#standup#london