Moose J. Moose

Stuffed Monkey/Political Pundit, Defender of Truth, Ruler of Austraila

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@RobertGehrke @janclaryjan I demand an audit of your feelings, Gehrke!

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#GuiltyAF

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And now we wait on pins and needles for a tome deaf and boneheaded comment from a Utah legislator.

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#utpol

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If a Utah State Senator posted a passive-aggressive dog whistle poll about reverse racism would it be . . . ?

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If a Utah State Senator posted a passive-aggressive dog whistle poll about reverse racism would it be . . . ?

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No thanks, Stephen. I've seen the Eagle Forum.

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Amazon Prime Video: THEM, starting tomorrow. The first episode scared the hell out of me, and I'm hard to scare. Bonus: If you've never seen a bunch of extremely creepy white ladies in 50s dresses, here's your chance.

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@GovMikeHuckabee @MLB I've decided to identify as a fascist yogurthead. Happy Easter, Dad.

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I'm sure now that the Colorado shooter has an Arabic sounding name Fox News will beat the story into the ground.

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@RobertGehrke No, but one of the voices in his head calls himself "Doctor".

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This needs to be a Hallmark card.

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I guess Trump won't be pardoning #PhilSpector tomorrow after all.

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@BenWinslow Or from Phil Lyman's page (I'm guessing.).

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Calm down, everyone. Yes, the President is inciting violence and thugs have stormed the Capitol and caused it to be locked down. But there's nothing fo worry about until someone buys red paint #utpol

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@SLTribPolitics Is it because he's an idiot? I'm gonna go with "Because he's an idiot.".

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@mitchmathews10 I consistently vote against my own professed values and best interests.

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Hey @ScottBaio , do it! Move to Utah! There are lots of good jobs here. They're not in show business, but then, neither are you. #ChachiLovesFascism #CharlesInDenial

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Congratulations to @RepChrisStewart . The result of the CD4 race gives him a real shot at no longer being the most embarrassing Utahm in the house. #utpol

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Election Milestone: As of today, it is officially appropriate for Spencer Cox to campaign (it is not yet appopriate to criticize him. Please exercise civility. ). #utpol

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#utpol

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The #Trump family crest is a picture of crossed bonespurs and the words TO NOSTI PATREM MEUM QUI EST ("Do you know who my father is?").