Gavin's bff tbh

I am weakness // I am greatness

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

let the bees be ur inspiration to always work hard

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

someome please make an app so I can clear all my notifications, my 87 unread text messages, my 12 fb messages, my 14 Instagram notifications- with the push off a button.
please I’m begging you. Don’t make me open my apps and read them.

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

sorry for what I said when I was sleep deprived

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

was it people’s New Year’s resolution to drive 10 under the speed limit while driving in the left lane??? cause damn

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

seasonal depression 🤝 clinical depression

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

I don’t want to live in this country anymore let alone anywhere in this planet

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

brb the downward spiral begins 🫠

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

uhh yeah can I get the teryaki chicken and broccoli, extra broccoli and no chicken

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

rly just wanna be a horse grandma, is that too much to ask for

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

one of my husband’s green flags is that he puts in the effort to take other people’s carts and puts them back along with his cart.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

May The Fourth Be The Day A Make-Believe Defender Of The Galaxy Met A Real-Life Defender Of Democracy

@JoeBiden @POTUS

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

do the French know Americans say “pardon my French” when they swear? asking for scientific reasoning

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

I could have a NYC subway rat turn their head to the side and look at me and I would still go “awww, so cute”

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

why and how is it so fricken cute when animals turn their head to the side and look at you

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

@lifeinrewind @AlaskaAir I was waiting to buy plane tickets with Alaska in hopes it would bring the cost down.. Didnt see much of a difference in price but I’m right there with ya 😂

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

@lifeinrewind the one thing america is good at!! something terrible. surprise, surprise

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

don’t you love it how one service is so terrible at what they do because there is no competition from other services??

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

the fact tipping wages exist and are lower in some places than federal min wage (which is already a joke) makes me sick to my core. that is straight up criminal. yet employers don’t bat an eye. how do you live with yourself thinking this is ok

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

there isnt any law about making it blatantly obvious someone didn’t look (or stop) before they turned so I will make sure they knew they were in the wrong. (this is why we have horns right???)

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

Is it REALLY waking up and choosing violence if I lay on my horn at the person who turned right without stopping on red when I had a protected left???

[Gavin's bff tbh @MooseStache]

how many matching best friend tattoos do I have to get before I can convince my husband to get matching tattoos with me ???