MOPAC Spiders

The endangered spiders of the Mopac Improvement Project. Also, mortal enemies of @briangaar.

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

#BREAKING: After hours of debate, Pflugerville ISD trustees voted to close 4 elementary schools for 2027-2028.
https://t.co/04GZCew5es

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@kimmie_c_ Yeah it is. Look out, Lady.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

Praise and #HappyNewYear2025 to the late great @briangaar. I'm definitely not him!

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Bad situation with heavy police presence at I-35 ramp @ 290, pls avoid area

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

Do not cross @briangaar on X.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@briangaar Bring it.

[KXAN Weather @KXAN_Weather]

HAIL THREAT: What time you should move the car under cover tomorrow #txwx

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

Farewell to the man who called for our extinction, @briangaar.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

Hoping @briangaar has $8.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@HanaMichels Yes, please tell us how.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@briangaar You wove this web when you took that shot at us.

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

GOOD MORNING. It's a beautiful day to riff the most jellicle movie of all time. 8pm central. FREE on our Twitch: https://t.co/QbYjHdpblL

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@briangaar Fat fucking chance.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@briangaar They though you were going to be Bob Gaar.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@kathbarbadoro Great, thanks.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@briangaar This motherfucker always calls for us to be rained off the waterspout.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

We've made the difficult decision to delay putting cobwebs all over the abandoned WFH hellscape that is @EvilMopacATX, owing to #COVID19. We will update the public again once we know more.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@Aaron_Porter_is @briangaar He's some kind of spider-hater. If you're into that, then he's your kind of yuck yuck man. We aren't going to argue with the market.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

@RobertNBerry @MasterPancake Just stay off our road. We are gods there.

[MOPAC Spiders @MopacSpiders]

#MerryChristmas from us. Drive safely out there, even you, @briangaar.