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kindness and compassion bro

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@Yeah__Penguin i appreciate the feedback big dog

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slenderman if he was gay: find my pages

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@BrndnHdgehg thanks

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they tossed my fat stepson into an incinerator because he kept wetting the bed

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can i be honest i dont know the alphabet

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when yo neck hurt kinda

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are you uhhhh how do i say this, gay perchance?

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bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

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i got penguins in different area codes

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white people be like yeah my childhood best friend got hit by a plane while riding his motorcycle in front of a school and died

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digging up my grandma’s corpse so i can tell her they did surgery on a grape

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how did you manage to fit this many monkeys in a barrel bro

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trying to order the poo poo platter at long john silvers challenge gone wrong

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my puffles got abducted and harvested for fur and i did nothing about it

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@MagnoliaMarigld i’m more of a lean meat penguin

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they made mince meat out of my fat cousin

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turn up or fucking die bro

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@petabyt3 i will remember you both.

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build to survive uncle pussy

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they should invent a car that you can crash into other people but like nothing bad happens to you

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the bush administration 🤤🤤🤤🤤