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$20 and I’ll answer

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I coulda told y’all we were nearing WWIII when I saw bitches in the club in JEANS

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My bsf left her husband of 2 years because when she went grocery shopping, she'd buy the cookies he likes and the cookies she likes but the one time he did the shopping, he only bought the cookies he likes. It be the smallest thing that opens your eyes to ppl not really liking U

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@soupinthering I’m cackling so hard i sound like the kid from the wild thornberrys

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@soupinthering this is the funniest fuckin outcome possible

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how often lighthearted tweets get turned into stupid discourse directly correlates with how dismal the job market is

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@poorlilbaby REAL i forgot food delivery bc when i lived more rural that wasnt really a thing Yet

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as someone who has lived in cities, farmland, suburbs and everything in-between, I will never understand why Anyone would choose suburbs when all of the other options exist. It’s like the worst of both worlds

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@stacycay this is the only Real reason i’ve seen to consider like i think schools are the only real reason people live there which is kinda a bummer because we all know *why* schools have disproportionately better education in the suburbs

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@franktankdk my commute to work is free (i walk) and my 2 br apt is ~$600 cheaper than any suburban apartment i have yet seen Unfortunately

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@heyyjohann i dont understand the point. Can’t walk to grab lunch AND you don’t have enough room to actually garden/do whatever dumb shit you wanna do on your land

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@soupinthering is this before or after or during the US military

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they’re playing Lucy Dacus in this Home Depot rn the lesbians are winning

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@soupinthering ellen lmfao

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@themmefantasy love you dearly ♥️♥️

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@SluttySamon real shit dog it used to be so fun 😭

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@kryptickayla_ yep it is fucking weird and horrendous how socially inept and disgusting people have gotten

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@tikiitavvii straight up dog its SO bad they hate women so much they can’t even see that it just makes them look gay AND irrationally angry about it

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@Boon_Shipman so insane can’t imagine being so unhappy i take it out on others but Lol i guess a lot of ppl are miserable rn

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well That was insufferable

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@liIpochaco Yeah i had the post muted but then ppl started going to literally any other tweet of mine

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@cherryxmuva haters mad they never got pussy in their Life