MoraNurphy 🌱💘✨

my dog thinks I’m cool

[MoraNurphy 🌱💘✨ @MoraNurphy]

@shaynaivxx Literally 💀💀💀

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

You ain’t seen the Bartender. I was locked in 🎯

[ani ! @anivgc]

me when my nonbinary friend has a really nice fit

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

lindsey buckingham hearing silver springs for the first time

[MoraNurphy 🌱💘✨ @MoraNurphy]

Vegas is wild bc why did we just see Flava Flav walking out of the same casino 😂

[jynx @jynxbby]

i was definitely born in the right era. i love being able to tell men to shut the fck up without being lobotomized.

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it

[MoraNurphy 🌱💘✨ @MoraNurphy]

How did this happen

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I hate when my friends man talks when we’re hanging out like girl please put a muzzle on ur wallet

[Envy 🧚🏼 @envious_fairy]

mentally im here

[MoraNurphy 🌱💘✨ @MoraNurphy]

Sorry officer I was speeding bc I was driving my drunk boyfriend home and he was going a little too hard singing Pink Pony Club I’m sure you understand

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

🤨🤨🤨

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

me in a car: these pedestrians are insane, that guy could’ve died in a crosswalk

me as a pedestrian: i am. Ready to Die in a crosswalk

[MoraNurphy 🌱💘✨ @MoraNurphy]

@triflinhobitch Been there 😂💀