Dylan Moore

in darkness, there will always be light

[Guardians Prospective @CleGuardPro]

Unreal!

The Cleveland #Guardians, Akron RubberDucks and Lake County Captains all had walk-off game winning hits within 5 minutes of each other! 🤯

Cleveland - 10:35 pm
Lake County - 10:38 pm
Akron - 10:40 pm

#GuardsBall

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

"He's just a friend"

Put him on speaker and tell him you're horny.

[b @saggyboobs]

she blocked me but blocks are used to build houses. i think she wants a future with me

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

The fans: Cut him

The media: Cut him

Deshaun: Cut me

The Browns: yea this is our guy

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

The Cleveland Browns just said FU to the city and the fans.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Browns owner, March 2025:
“We took a big swing-and-miss with Deshaun. We thought we had the quarterback; we didn't.”

Browns, August 2026:
“Deshaun’s our quarteback!”

[First Take @FirstTake]

"I am shocked. I feel awful for the fans of the Cleveland Browns."

@danorlovsky7 reacts to Deshaun Watson being named the starting QB 🏈

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

It's okay to feel sad sometimes 💙

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Has spent the last 5 years either bad, pouting, injured, or suspended.

Openly engages and antagonizes the fan base, right after another poor showing.

Less than 48 hours later: “You’re our guy.”

Browns fans I don’t know how you do it.

[Dylan Moore @MoreDyl]

Hahahahahahahahahah

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Browns are naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB for Week 1. The favorite going into camp. Now the starter, officially.

[Lanre★ @auraispeak1]

Peeing with a hard dick so tuff cuz I have to stand like 4 feet away and consider the direction of the wind like an archer

[kristen doute defense team @komb00bcha]

I’m laughing so hard my face is wet with tears

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[OFL @ohikhaime]

life is way too short to pretend you're not into some freaky stuff

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>italys financial system is party backed by cheese

[• @apanileks]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something