{haley w/ a J}

than you

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

My iPhone’s FaceID doesn’t recognize my face when I’m crying. Typical.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We know a lot is going on right now, but we just realized that:

cabinet/board/panel = things made of wood

cabinet/board/panel = terms for organizations

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

“It’s called ‘A Knight’s Tale’ not ‘A Fucking Pussy’s Tale’” - Lol Joey

[Fun Tom 🇨🇦 💂 @funtomvids]

“He wants to own what he cannot tame.”

🟥 WOW... 🇬🇱🇩🇰

The lyrics of this new “Greenland Defense Front” video. 👌🏼

Just - WOW.
‘Epic’ doesn’t even begin to describe it.

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

Step 1: Sort all your hoarded clothes from 2010-present
Step 2: Wait until Forever 21 is “vintage”
Step 3: Profit

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

*pokes own eyeball* Oh, theeeese beauties? They are meant to *BE SEEN*

Yeah… They are not FOR SEEING.

#iamsoblind

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

“Well yikes… that explains why it’s not working.”

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

Trying to accurately express the fail of this neti pot. This’ll do…

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

So this is X, huh? Okay… #mid

[Naila @BrownNaila]

"I’m personally a Holocaust survivor as an infant, I barely survived. My grandparents were killed in Aushwitz and most of my extended family were killed. I became a Zionist; this dream of the Jewish people resurrected in their historical homeland and the barbed wire of Aushwitz being replaced by the boundaries of a Jewish state with a powerful army…and then I found out that it wasn’t exactly like that, that in order to make this Jewish dream a reality we had to visit a nightmare on the local population.

There’s no way you could have ever created a Jewish state without oppressing and expelling the local population. Jewish Israeli historians have shown without a doubt that the expulsion of Palestinians was persistent, pervasive, cruel, murderous and with deliberate intent - that’s what’s called the 'Nakba' in Arabic; the 'disaster' or the 'catastrophe'. There’s a law that you cannot deny the Holocaust, but in Israel you’re not allowed to mention the Nakba, even though it’s at the very basis of the foundation of Israel.

I visited the Occupied Territories (West Bank) during the first intifada. I cried every day for two weeks at what I saw; the brutality of the occupation, the petty harassment, the murderousness of it, the cutting down of Palestinian olive groves, the denial of water rights, the humiliations...and this went on, and now it’s much worse than it was then.

It’s the longest ethnic cleansing operation in the 20th and 21st century. I could land in Tel Aviv tomorrow and demand citizenship but my Palestinian friend in Vancouver, who was born in Jerusalem, can’t even visit!

So then you have these miserable people packed into this, horrible…people call it an 'outdoor prison', which is what it is. You don’t have to support Hamas policies to stand up for Palestinian rights, that’s a complete falsity. You think the worse thing you can say about Hamas, multiply it by a thousand times, and it still will not meet the Israeli repression and killing and dispossession of Palestinians.

And 'anybody who criticises Israel is an anti-Semite' is simply an egregious attempt to intimidate good non-Jews who are willing to stand up for what is true."

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

“I’ve swallowed cum before and I spit that beer out, that’s how bad it was!” I also spit THE TRUTH.

[DeadWax @_DeadWax_]

@BarstoolBigCat I was at a friends apt and there was this knock at the door.

(Knock knock) mailman
But it’s Sunday @ 7pm
(Knock knock) pizza
Add before I could warn her, she opened up the door . Tragic. I knew this was coming so I make sure to film it.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

@PicturesFoIder

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

“Yesterday I watched The Land Before Time bc I felt like crying.”

THE TREE STARS!

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

Me to guy I just met in a collared shirt covered in pineapples: Did I tell you I like your shirt yet?

Him: Not yet

Me: OK. I’ll wait.

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

“Are you ok? What did you have to eat today?”

A snack bag of goldfish at my psychiatrist’s office…

[LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @lacontroller]

Our Office is investigating the tree trimming that occurred outside Universal Studios where workers, writers, and actors are exercising their right to picket.

The trimmed trees are LA City managed street trees.

(Before and after photos below)

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

3 month status update: no progress. Still relevant AF

[{haley w/ a J} @MoreInteresting]

My life so far is a game called ADD&D (Attention Deficit Disorder & Depression). My body and I compete against My Brain and seem to always lose.

This tweet is brought to you by: My needing to clean out my f*cking garage

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

Telling residents to not use their microwaves while refusing to turn off the billboards in Times Square is class warfare.