Michael Morgan

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

What is everyone’s obsession with talking weird to babies

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

oh you love America so much?

pay my taxes for me then.

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

every jeep with ducks on the dash is advertising that they drive like a grandma

[Marvin Bagley Truther CPA @CommandersEQ]

Gonna close my computer at 4:59 just to stick it to the man

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

I don't think people have ever said "times are good" instead of "times are tough"

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

The Chick-Fil-A sauce top wrapper breaks way more than it used to

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

The unsubscribe button on Gmail is an amazing thing

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

Playing 4 on 5 today cuz Derik Queen decided he was offense only today

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

It’s like DHS isn’t allowed to score

[derik queen @derikqueen1]

#ad Thanks to the original DQ for all the love and support. Go Terps!  Go @dairyqueen #happytastesgood

[Keith "Big Testy" Williams @WillardWarCrime]

Terps fans trying to get through the day not knowing if we have a head coach or not

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

@largeterrapin Our record in flash mob games has been horrendous. Good riddance.

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

Said howdy to a guy this morning, he said howdy back.
Things are looking up!

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

I refuse to believe that the college students who skipped classes are putting in 40 hr work weeks. What's the equivalent of skipping work? Time theft?

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

I like my stairs carpeted

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

Drive with a purpose.

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

draftkings: a war fought only by kings

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

I have trust issues because mechanics "fix my car" and then the problem comes back

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

Turn signals should not be used as a method of asking permission

[Michael Morgan @Morgan__Michael]

Love reviewable calls, especially in the NCAA tournament with the top tier officials highlighting how difficult out of bounds calls can be.