Morgan Coles

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[SELF @SELFmagazine]

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[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

"He said we could eat pizza with him...so we're gonna eat pizza with him." @Aly_Raisman best line of the Olympics!

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

@emitheface how the crap are your siblings 17 and 20?!

[Shawn Johnson East @ShawnJohnson]

RETWEET CHALLENGE!Let's raise 💰 for #TeamUSA today! Retweet 500x and @smuckers will donate $500! #ad #PBJ4TeamUSA

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

"Did you attend your local caucus?"
"Isnt that a dead animal?" -My sister

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

Dating tip: Put your arm around her. Now your other arm. Complete the tackle. 4th down now, they have to punt. Wait, this might be football

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

It hit me that I was an adult the other day when I went to call my husband to buy fireworks and realized I was old enough to do so myself.

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

I'm ready for to have my mind blown @p2become #p2become

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

Roommate: You should probably save some of those chocolates for your honeymoon.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha save chocolate

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

What I don't have in thigh gap-ness I make up in eyebrow arch 💁

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

#mydunkinstory I felt really tired & horrible. Then I drank coffee and felt tired & horrible. Then went to bathroom.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I guess the clearest indication I’m talking to a liar is when they say things like, “You look great!”

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

I don't know where you're going, but do you got room for one more troubled soul?

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

The only thing I hate about having a roommate is not being able to cry when you need to cry. #sentimentalLife #whatevs

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

When you're so good that you can't say it
'Cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore. #nolove #eminem

[Morgan Coles @MorganColes2]

@twhiddleston I hope this makes your day. You've made our glorious white board!