Morgan Everman

Back on Twitter to be angry and post facts.
Passionate about feminism, anti-racism, and human rights. @ me

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

It’s so crazy how not funny men are. The 2 hour long Tom Brady roast was a waste of time except for the 5 minutes they gave Nikki Glazer.

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That wasn’t an earthquake that was Wrestlemainia rehearsal at the Linc.

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My absolutely worst fear. A horrible, horrible nightmare.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baltimore Bridge is 1.6 miles long,

this is the moment it collapsed after a cargo ship struck it in the early hours of this morning

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baltimore Bridge is 1.6 miles long,

this is the moment it collapsed after a cargo ship struck it in the early hours of this morning

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

While I do appreciate my current Uber driver’s speed (because I’m late for work), I am also fearing for my life.

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

Dr. Pepper is the barbecue sauce of soda.

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@onepeloton if you’re trying to break a Guinness would record make sure your app can handle it.

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Not to make this about me, but every game I’ve drank my morning coffee out of my @Eagles mug and wore my birds jersey, we’ve won. I’d like to formally apologize for single-handedly being responsible for the loss to the Jets. My mug was in the dishwasher.

[Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) @RepCori]

Israel’s collective punishment against Palestinians for Hamas’s actions is a war crime.

I strongly condemn Hamas & their appalling violations of human rights, but violations of human rights don't justify more human rights violations in retaliation.

We must stand with humanity.

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

I’m “orb of confusion” tired not sleep tired

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Why do people still think having a noisy car is cool?

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If you’re allowed to not tip me when I provided you with a service, I should be allowed to publicly embarrass you for it. #isaidwhatisaid

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Turns out I don’t hate watching professional sports; I just hate men’s professional sports (except the Eagles go birds!!).

#CocoGauff

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I’m gonna add the ice cream and wine combo I just had to my “never do again” list

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

Why did I just eat a pickle and half a box of crunch berries? If I was straight I’d be paranoid about pregnancy. But since I’m not I’m worried it’s a parasite.

Phew. Dodged a bullet there.

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

I use filler words but also filler gestures. Why I am giving everyone a thumbs up like a middle class white dad on vacation at Disney world?

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I mean I will sit in complete silence with you, but aren't you bored?

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Why don't uber drivers play music anymore?

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

Why is everyone surprised we aren't the only beings in the entire universe? If we are searching for another viable planet let's not because we don't deserve it.

[Morgan Everman @MorganEverman]

So have we decided what the active form of "X" is? Xercising? Xing?