Morgan⚡⚡

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[superdad @udysznx]

na yahoo boys dey make you feel like say pressure dey.

nothing dey there if you dey stay for one room self con

nothing dey there if you dey repeat clothes

nothing dey there if you no get tv or ac for house

na wetin your money carry you do. gradually you sef go upgrade. no allow
anybody pressure you.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Marriage divorce rates between different occupations:

-Military Woman + Civilian Man =80%
-Nurse + Any Man = 47-50%
-Flight Attendant + Any Man = 50%
-Lawyer + Any Man = 45-50%
-Bartender + Any Man =53%
-Feminist + Traditional Man = 75%+
-Single Mother + New Husband = 65-70%
-High Career Woman + Average Man = 60%

Men, the pattern is clear. Certain careers and mindsets destroy marriages at insane rates.

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Dating a girl who is more closer to her mother than her father will teach you the greatest lesson of your life.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you understand and experience what it means to date a woman without spending on her unnecessarily, you'll throw that your hungry girlfriend away.

End.

[BIG AYO🔰 @4kaszz]

1. Stock your house with food
2. Buy clothes for different occasions
3. Sort one or two things for family
4. Love bomb one fine babe with small doings(atleast Loneliness and Konji no go wound You for Sapa period)
5. Fine one unlimited router and buy(close eyes pay for 3-6months if you can afford it)
6. Safe lock your next rent on piggyvest

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

White man diacovers oil. Uses it to better his society and raise the standards of living for everyone.

Black man discovers oil. Uses it to enrich himself and associates while everyone else lives in squalor.

I swear to God, there's a superior race and it's not us.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

No matter what it pays, please work very hard and smart. A poor man's house is always too far for relatives to pay a visit.

[Morgan⚡⚡ @MorganExpert01]

@omowumi_omoleke That's great 👍

[Morgan⚡⚡ @MorganExpert01]

@jon_d_doe Agba, it's so pity that most women want something else these days. Until they reach some age that challenges them..
They'll most not care for now

[Morgan⚡⚡ @MorganExpert01]

@omowumi_omoleke How are you?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some young virgin girls would give their virginity to the men that they don't really like, and start cheating with the men that they really like.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear young men,

Especially those of you between the ages of 27-33 and are still single.

This is how you know that you may have found your wife:

1. She's highly interested in what you do legitimately for a living, actively trying to encourage you to build your career or business, and always looking out for other opportunities for you.

2. If you live alone, she takes initiatives without being told by observing your home and trying to buy things she knows you need to live a better life in preparation for marriage.

3. She will hardly ask you for money, not because she doesn't need it, but because it's easy for her to get money from other men. And she knows that taking money from other men is an "invitation to treat", and can destroy her relationship with you. And she wouldn't want to make you feel that she's with you for your money, too.

4. When you give her money to do certain things, either for you or for her, she'll try to give you an account of how she spent the money.

5. She keeps boundaries with your friends and doesn't try to compare you with them. Rather, she would look out for that friend whom she observes has your best interests at heart, and encourage you to stay close to him.

6. She will not use sex as a weapon in the relationship, neither would she use it as a bargaining chip.

7. She actively gives you updates on how her day went, and she doesn't come to your house with her phone on silent mode or airplane mode.

8. She will try to abide by how you like her to dress, and she'll listen to you when you caution her about certain behavior that you do not like.

9. She'll actively want you to know her siblings and show interest in and respect for your siblings as well.

10. She'll not hold back if you ask her to lend you money, if she has it. But you, the man, must keep to your words when paying her back.

11. She'll bend many rules for you, but you should not take undue advantage of it.

12. She'll stress you sometimes, and test you in as many ways as possible. She's doing all that to see how well you can lead her, and how well you can control your emotions or anger.

13. She'll make mistakes. But you should use it as a teaching moment for her. If you don't judge her too harshly, she'll start to listen to you more. When you make a woman trust you with her vulnerability, she'll overlook some of your excesses.

14. She'll actively seek your validation and yours alone; whatever you say is good for her, she will accept it. And she won't care what the world says or feels about her.

15. She will not force you to be religious, but she will actively observe whether you respect God, because a man without God may not be a good leader.

If you have a lady that can do at least 10 out of the 15, you may have found your wife.

And remember, when you choose your wife, you have chosen your destiny.

End.

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

To get a single woman, the fight is against 20 men.

To get a woman in a relationship, the fight is against just one man.

I see why a lot of you go after women in relationships.

[The Odin @TheOdin_II]

This is the issue with the mindset of “I want a virgin. Virgin or nothing.”

You pursued her, you took her virginity, and now that the excitement has passed, your focus suddenly shifts to her character and values.

The question is, who exactly are you planning to leave her for?

If character matters, it should have mattered from the beginning, not only after you got what you wanted. 🤷‍♂️

[Yimzy @oyimzy]

This time last year Chelsea fans in Africa were sleeping at viewing centres at unholy hours to watch the Club World Cup and one privileged fan would say you’re not a Proper Chels cos you’ve never watched a game at the Bridge.

[Dr Ayilola 🇬🇧 👨‍⚕️ 🩺 @AyilolaElisha]

Fact About having S£x

1. After s£x men often want to sleep while women want to talk
2. 7 minutes of S£X is equivalent to 1.3hours in the Gym
3. Kissing for 20-30 seconds can boost S£xual desire
4. Infrequent S£X may increase the risk of prostate cancer in Men and V@gina dryness in women
5. Couples who have S£X regularly may look younger
6. S£x may boost your immune and improve your sleep quality
#sexualhealth

[Yimzy @oyimzy]

FIFA Club World Cup Champions Chelsea 1 Year anniversary 👏

[Akitiolu 🇳🇬 🍦 @Alpha_Yom]

There are some guys like this

[Sunny Elem @ElemSunny]

This is for the husband who leaves home before sunrise…

The wife stretching the small family budget until next payday…

The single parent pretending everything is okay…while carrying alone the burden meant for two people.

The father who quietly skips buying something for himself so the children won’t go without…

The mother who eats last after making sure everyone else has eaten.

I hope one day your children will understand what those ordinary days really cost you.

The sleepless nights.

The silent worries.

The sacrifices nobody applauded.

Please don’t measure your worth only by what is still missing.

Sometimes, the greatest gift you give your family isn’t a bigger house or a newer car.

It’s the certainty that, no matter how hard life became…You never stopped showing up.

If that’s you today, keep going.

Your family may not fully understand your sacrifices now.

One day, they will.

See you on top ❤️