Morgan Hill

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Virgos be like: “work harder 💪🏻 not smarter 💪🏻”

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What does Vivian Wilson think about Grimes

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Raya is filled with edgeless npcs

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I once looked up so many perfumes on fragrantica so fast they thought I was a bot and blocked me

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Why do bride and grooms cry at weddings? They don’t even know if they like each other yet like… they haven’t been married. You should cry at your 20 year anniversary minimum.

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It should be illegal to say “we’re trying for a baby”

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Geese sounds like if someone pitched up Beirut, put them in a blender and forced them to write millennial stomp clap

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It’s been 33 years and I still have yet to chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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Is poetry rage bait

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The only thing better than getting a coffee with a friend and sitting outside is getting a martini with two friends and sitting outside

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You’re not better than me because you’re interested in outer space

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@0002l4 This just looks like digitally printed organza…

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Twitter is the type of humor you have to enjoy alone, or send to a friend to find on their own time. Showing someone will not hit ⛔️

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When you take initiative but the initiative don’t take you 😔

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Idk I kinda like North West

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A broken clock is right twice a day… a broken cock can be thrown out
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White people trying not to name their cat “Miso”

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@comvintern @GoodPostReilly Sobe was for snowboarders Snapple was for thinkers

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It’s a talent to use talent the right way…. Get it right or leave

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Being a good writer is just lying?????

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Date idea- come over and help me farm karma so I can comment in a sub