Folks, we attained perfection this week in Detroit sports.
Our local teams went 0-10 from 12/15 to 12/22
Lions 0-2
Outscored 65-34
Pistons 0-4
Outscored 478-418
Red Wings 0-4
Outscored 18-8
Den, TB, Chi, Bos, Tor, Wsh, LA, CBJ, Tor and Arz outscored Detroit 561-460 this week
Bare minimum nice things you can do:
-put your grocery cart back
-smile and say “how are you” to customer service workers
-if someone is trying to cross the street when it’s cold/raining/snowing, let them cross!! Even if it’s not a crosswalk! You’re in your warm car!
-tip 20%+
Some of you haven’t gotten a “hey girl” dm from a girl you went to high school with trying to make a profit off ya through her pyramid scheme and it really shows.