Morgan Lee

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

My dog: *breathes*

Me:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

Why didn’t I realize when you start living together their clothes just start smelling like your clothes 🥺

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

My dog slept thru an earthquake but god forbid I run the vacuum

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

cancelled my LASIK appointment to go to Italy and get tattoos instead

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

looking up a restaurant’s menu before eating there call that foreplate

[luisjosé. @narcicismo]

this energy >

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

@kickn1ck Love you friend

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

Neil’s sleeping in a pile of dirt tonight at work and the dogs and I are in the king bed eating ice cream 😅

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[bad vibes only @sagebl1ss]

Crumbl needs a 2 pack option

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

I’m dating a firefighter that rides a motorcycle. My nerves are shot 24/7

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

It’s a scientific fact I’m a better person with two alcoholic drinks in me

[Morgan Lee @MorganHanadel]

I’m literally dating an angel in human form. Midwestern men are just raised right