Morgan Lee Pruitt

I love Jesus...and probably you, too!

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My expectation after using a charcoal mask.

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I find it quite interesting that people expect me to like them all the time when I don’t even like myself all the time.

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Currently doing this super cute thing where I temporarily fall in love with almost everyone who gives me the time of day, so that’s good…

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I apparently make being single look amazing, because my 15 year old bestie asked if she and I could just be single forever together and have nightly slumber parties for the rest of our lives! Happy Valentine’s Day! 💜

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Something I’ve never thought about until right now, but will make me giggle most of the day I’m sure: the person behind the camera of dramatic hunting/fishing pictures.

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I stopped at the post office this morning on my way to work. Typically this is no cause for a story, but today an older man named Ray left his spot in line to talk to me. He told me I was beautiful 7 times, asked what my profession was, and asked for my number.

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Yesterday my mom told me my makeup looked good. I wasn’t wearing any makeup. While some of you might think, wow that’s awesome, all I thought was, man I should wash my face and put on moisturizer more often…

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Recently, I’ve truly embraced my persona as the 5th Cheetah Girl; in wardrobe and attitude.

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It’s been too long since I’ve cried at work!

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Telling me that not paying my loans back will ruin my credit is like telling a serial killer with a life sentence they are getting 3 months in jail for unpaid speeding tickets. You can’t hurt me anymore than I’ve already hurt myself. @SallieMae

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I need some scientific evidence to back up my very real hypothesis that men get at least 67% more attractive once I hear that they can sing.

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Proof that I’ve grown: instead of disagreeing when I get a compliment, I just laugh now.

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One time, in middle school, I won an Earth Day poster contest. I. Am. An. Artist.

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Thinking about elementary school, when I thought the “Banana Splits” club that my brother and I were randomly added to was about ice cream and not our parents’ divorce.

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Remember when it was old people who said “my friends from college” and not me?

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I think the nicest thing someone could do for me would be to round up a bunch of my friends in coordinating outfits and surprise me with a friend photo session.

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For someone with a full time job and a yearlong lease, I sure do shop for new jobs and new houses a lot.

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Not sure when I transformed into Kim Possible, but I currently own enough green pants to clothe me for 79% of a full week if we include my green skort.

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Please know that once I finally stop talking about getting a new car and I actually get a new car, we will be spending an afternoon taking engagement pictures.

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You remember that nice guy back from the youth group who is super hot now and every time he posts something goofy on Facebook you are reminded of the fact that you weren’t the nice girl in the youth group so y’all never dated so now you aren’t married to the nice hot goofy man?

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I don’t want to go see a therapist because I’m convinced she is going to tell me to stop wearing my dad hat.