CaptainChaos

26/JourneymanWelder/HitMan/Inventor/Astronaut/Philosopher/stunt man/World record time for fastest moose skinning/Founder-Owner of (FWLTP) clothing/Apparel

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Where’s all the live music in ed mafsk

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

you Call it a long back I call it a working mans ass,No need for one cause I never sit down! #LongBack#MuckwaySquats
Still squat with a baby moose strapped to my back .....fuckkkkk

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Trump averaged 1 false claim every 2 minutes in the #SOTU

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Still got the taste of Japanese in my mouth ...hint of (Sáke and teriyaki chicken ..........And hooker)
Mostly hooker...
#Hooker#Goodppl

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

@rjauger Only decent looking lady boys get the royal treatment from me and my accomplis Maureen...

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Once you hop in Maureen your gone..”one way ticket”
#WinterBlows

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Ladyboy?.........Fuck it

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Never Drink The Bong Water https://t.co/sgqZ1MzDuU

[Global Edmonton @GlobalEdmonton]

"Can't be sure, but baby Jesus may be tucked in cosy between the peppers and olives." A Calgary man believes there was a Holy scene hidden in the middle of his supper. https://t.co/yhJHxJPxd5

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

@jesse_pierce14 "It sucks,I want to come home "😂

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

"Got a pocket full of memory's some happy, and some are sad,Got a girl standing by my side for the good times and the bad"
#Socialdistortion
Highway 101

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Later 🇨🇦

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Get your passport ready cause we're going to "FuckTown" lol

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

@DwightGladue You guys are probably hunting on the way to work

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Flights Booked,Time to get cooked,Like I said pretty much a rapper ..Later snow 🤙🏼🤙🏼🌴🌴🌴🤙🏼🤙🏼🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🌊🌊
#MalPais

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Fuckin Goofs https://t.co/lPRTifrjD0

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

The Keystone pipeline has leaked 210,000 gallons of oil in South Dakota https://t.co/JLzbvtfoW9

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Had a good day today,Lol night fuckers

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Had a dream I had a beer last night...Feeling a little hung over today

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Heading to Costa Rica in a week or so...Earthquake central,,,Perfect,Rather Die in paradise than Rott in this Useless town 😂

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

Wine Em
Dine Em
69 Em
#SEABASS

[CaptainChaos @MorganNorris11]

"One little glass of naughty water " (British accent )