𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜⛄️

life’s a party and i’m the piñata

[!! @mmiyaa00]

Tote bag slipping off the shoulder puffer jacket thick as fuck I’m overstimulated

[aidan @manfreakbeast]

just spent $12. i have to fucking kill myself

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜⛄️ @Morganp032004]

why did i think lana del rey and anna delvey were the same person

[kat ! @killucalz]

dating a 28 y old is so cute bc why is he so proper 😭😭

[Duolingo @duolingo]

fluent in yappanese

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜⛄️ @Morganp032004]

can’t believe bidens vice president got shot last night

[rob @subwaybae]

It’s so hard being young and fun

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

So like financially speaking I can't do June anymore

[gibby @ClaireSassman]

Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

I’m done drinking, unless my friends want me to, or I’m out of town or if the weather is nice is the only exceptions

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜⛄️ @Morganp032004]

letting my boss know i’m quitting by putting open to work on my linkedin profile

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜⛄️ @Morganp032004]

me excited to eat american food when i get back to the states as if i didn’t have severe stomach issues when i was there and can’t eat any of it

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Thank god for Apple Pay cause I haven’t seen my card in 4 days

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

me: dating is hard

me on a date: why don’t we use the bermuda triangle as a landfill

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake