Mama P

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

I definitely have a problem with hitchhiking around the city.

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Do you ever see someone walking down the street in a plaid sweater and just go, "man, I wanna have a picnic on his back!" @JonesCereal

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

What season is it? Grey. Welcome to Newfoundland!

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Missus at Lawton's: "I can tell you're having a fun kind of day." What I'm buying: sour patch kids, tampons, and Cosmo... Sassy bitch.

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Note to self, this isn't yik yak, you can't just favorite your own tweets to look popular #whatistwitter

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Big Brother in my apartment would be so lame. Me sitting in the kitchen/living room for 4 hours and never seeing a soul. #doihaveroommates?

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

You know it's summer time when my playlist goes from Lottie's to Konfusion.

[Rob Roy/Konfusion @RobRoyKonfusion]

3 for $10
Beer
Drinks
Jägerbombs
Cherrybombs
*** ALL NIGHT ***

RT & enter 4 $25 gift card
5 gift cards being won tonight

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

SO MUCH DICK!!!! @lacklusterlesbo

[k. 🌻 @ka_lavers]

Y'all fuckers live the thug life. I live the nug life #nugsforlife

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Watching a horse fist bump a dog, turn to Julianna, "We can't even high five and we have the same hands!!"

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

@_krypt0nite #subtlealcoholism

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

"I CAN'T TELL IF MY DAD'S HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO MANY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!"

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Hearing high schoolers talk about having to write 1000 words. That's cute. #unilife #artstudentproblems

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

You know dhall is bad when you lose 15 lbs while still eating fries every day...#healthyliving #dininghall #ResLifeRealLife #startthescoff

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

@AlexJWilkie can you make more videos? Mahmud is watching this one now and we need more.

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

Umang "I want to adopt an 18 year old so I don't have to raise it."
Julianna "You can't adopt a friend Umang!"

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

I want to be a pussycat doll, but poutine beckons me.. #fatkidproblems #myfavoritevegetableisgrease

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

I realized I won't miss res. I'll look at my twitter feed and feel like I never left. @MYrandanoturs @annavivgil @ka_lavers #randomshit

[Mama P @MorganPerry15]

@ka_lavers No.. No you don't. Run for your life!