Morgen

Artist. Sexpot. Hippie.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

@stovessecret Yes but IME they always say that upfront and then never actually pay and want you to talk way too much…at least that’s the scam when it’s men seeking SB arrangement.

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

What do you mean that’s not why the iMac has so many USB ports?

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

We all can assume Kiwanuka’s song “Rolling” isn’t about getting off before work, but do we really know?

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

@stovessecret Bruh the bathroom is a terrible place for deep breathing.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

I started keeping a little list of words/phrases that flash thru my mind when I’m 😵‍💫🤯🫠

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

Been thinking about reviving this nonsense. Dug up the username, reset my password. Ready to rumble.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

The kind of orgasm that makes you feel so goddamn high you think “I should enter a 5k race”.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

I couldn’t breathe and my toes curled up sharp and the blood stopped running in my veins and the bottom fell out of the universe through me

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

FYI: female orgasm is like....take a small dull physical pain, convert it to pleasure, and multiply it by a power of 3.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

The second time I came in the space pod hotel felt like I became a can of ReddiWhip being filled.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

My space pod orgasm #1 felt like a prickly pear margarita.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

It feels so good to be alone with my rabbit that my eyes are sweating.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

In a space pod hotel. You know what that means.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

An orgasm that feels like a frog turning back into a tadpole.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

My pussy is filling up with wet like Six Flags on the 4th of July.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

One of those days where everything I do I feel like a fuck up.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

This 38-Pound Fat Cat Is Doing Fine Now https://t.co/3fGl7l6eK6

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

@icp I think you just street harassed me while I was walking by the crew lot near electric factory. "Cheesesteak motherfucker" is a new one.

[Morgen @Morgasmia]

Using my vibrator is like plugging gameshark in.