Jack Mordue

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Suella Braverman says "it's a dark day for humanity" as Parliament decriminalises abortion after 24 weeks

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

You’re an MP for Birmingham, not Mirpur.

The streets of your city are literally piled high in rubbish thanks to your Labour council.

Focus on the UK.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Taxi for Foreign Secretary @DavidLammy.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

The first duty of government is to keep citizens safe and the country secure. Our politicians have failed us all.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Over 890 medals, across 29 sports, stolen from women by men.

[Staffordshire Police @StaffsPolice]

We need your help to identify those responsible for striking one of our police dogs with a brick and injuring six officers in the violent disorder in Tamworth and Stoke-on-Trent.

Read more here: https://t.co/aAxqW0BSR7

[Tony Turner @tonytiger67]

Only one punishment suitable for these people involved in the riots.
Deduct Everton 12 points.

[Charlotte Gill @CharlotteCGill]

Here's how bad our authorities are at protecting Brits:

Khairi Saadallah, is a Libyan asylum seeker, who:

- served a 17-month sentence for affray and assault, reduced on appeal, for beating an emergency worker.
- was reported to Prevent four times.
- Told prison staff he was part of Islamic State and wanted to "blow up" Britain.
- was the subject of “dozens of intelligence reports which showed a pattern of fighting, threats to staff, self-harming and suspected drug use, along with references to extremism.”

But the authorities didn't deport him - because Libya was deemed "unsafe".

So three men were murdered instead (two weeks after his release from prison):

https://t.co/1OCswaMppq

[Chris Garvey @ChrisGarvey13]

This man is a National hero 😂😂😂

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Ladies and Gentlemen. The women I am marrying next week 😂😂😂😂😂

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

Fairly interesting @RACRMC night. Slept in car with @BrynPierce. Sodding cold. Conditions a bit crazy.

[Mani @raymufc83]

Just an ordinary day in Cheetham Hill.. 🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I think I speak for Britain when I say if @lilyallen doesn’t like it here, why doesn’t she f*ck off?

[Jack Mordue @Morge97]

@alexskel Pilsner?

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

when you pour coke into a glass too quickly

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Happy #WorldRhinoDay. Fuck poachers, and fuck the people who pay them. If you think a rhino horn is medicine you are a stupid cunt.

[Jack Mordue @Morge97]

@samcrossley123 @nocontextfooty @samcrossley123 chick magnet

[Jack Mordue @Morge97]

@JackParkinson97 @davidddd_2 Double wrap the thing me

[MatrixMac @OozaruMatrix]

Pineapple pizza isn’t even that bad. Most of y’all hate it because social media tells you to.