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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp

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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp AcH! At least you do not have to fear the tornados plaguing the south! The ticks on this coast have gained sentience and are threatening omni-lyme! (Best of luck with presentations! Thank you for the final well wishes! I hate writing papers! Also, i think you mean Codspeed? typo?

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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp I WAS THINKING

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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp Call me Michael Edwards the way I be going downhill and barely sustaining! (This is only a gag (things are stredful but th e end of semester is soooooooon))

How orgenon is? dysentery? hmmmmm

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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp in fact.. OH CAPAIN PEEFHEART my captain i s so coool! A friend (sorta) of frank zappa (I BET YOU KNOW THAT IS...) teenacge buddies.

Beefheart is avant-garde and abstract blues. at the very least makes me appreciate more of the absurdist aspects of life.
here's my histogram :

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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp So the funny thing wirh captina beefheart is that he is (WAS) suppper cool !!!! did you even try and listen to the music you uncultured GROUSE?!? sure ly not. i bet you don' gt even know the meaning of OLD FART! IT IS A OLD PERSON NOT A FART FART!!

The real fart is u. Flatulent.

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@fratbonsai @jtimberlake @will_a_the_wisp @jtimberlake what are tyour thoughts on big ol' choo choo trains that chug alug on their iron raills. I think theat trains are pretty ciool but honestly they could be cooler byu including big like FLYING WHALES that carry train cars (a la zeppelin). you should make this happen.

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@fratbonsai are you IMPLYING that I am INEBRIATED IN SOME WAY OTHER than EXHAUSTION? no no this is my NATURAL STATE. My level ZERO. Like a backwards elevator. YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET, Bonsai... If that even is your real name...

On another note: imbibe is a funny word (i had to look it up)

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@fratbonsai Knowledge is in the eye of the beholder.

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@fratbonsai mind yoru manners, young person. I hgope those manners include whalkin up to the barkeep and ordering one "the bees knees" or one "french 75 -willa". Apparently the seventy-four frenches before that one WEREN'T GOOD ENOUIGHT??? what the fwiiiiip

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@fratbonsai EAT THE LEGS THATS WHY THERE WOULD NOT BE TOO MANY FOR MY TASTE!!! TASET BECAUSE i WOULD BE EATING THEM! THE LEGS! THE FROG LEGS! BECAUSE I AM FRENCH! OR I WOULD BE FRENCH ! I AM NOT FRENCH ! ONLY INTHIS HYPOTHETICAL

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@fratbonsai YOU BETTER START

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@fratbonsai @will_a_the_wisp RAHH RAUH ARAHHH RAHH RAHH ARAHHHH RRHRAHHH RRRRR AH RAHHH RRAAAHHHHH RRAHH RHAHHHH HRAHHHAHAAAAARHH HRHRAHHHAHHRHHAHRHRH

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@fratbonsai hopefully that vibe is called the charleston and you are also picking it up WHERE i put it down ( a speakeasy because alcohol is still prohibited (hence the name of the time period in which the vibe was laid down (to rest??))) my mind never emptie. full of sludge from water plant

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@fratbonsai spider's maul is the big maul that spiders use to CRUSH dissenters like the SCUM THAT THEY ARE.... Mr. Darth Maul, Dr. Darth, if you will. One to many (men?) legs for my taste, unless of course i were french and MR MAUL was a frog...

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@will_a_the_wisp @fratbonsai mmhmmhmmmmmm complex????? I think it's quite9 simple really..... ONLY A MATTER OF SIMPLE thinking-capping! just a little bit of putting on the old thinking flat-cap and smoking a stoagie out in front of the old pub on main!??! Just a simple endeavor of the mind! like nothing else

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@fratbonsai me when my grandmother BTW FYI FTR FWIW

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@fratbonsai SOO TRUTHFULLY i wasn't really tninking all that much when i sent this message (its a good decent one in the am where I am currently). I also should be doing work currently but eh when in rome do as the germanics do and GET THAT SACK 💯💯🤨🤨rip ass and skip mass!! stay Blortin'

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.@benpaste has been goatse'd for our sins.

remember him