morgvanny

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[morgvanny @morgvanny]

had a dream i was fighting a bear with a sword. it was hard but i think i could do it, i think that prepared me

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@NMelo23 @TheHoopCentral It’s funny to see someone flop so hard they hurt their own back

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@aallleeexxxxxx1 https://t.co/eYZlV6Dn85 has the best UI I’ve found, if you haven’t tried it. Pretty much all the apps I tried were annoying in some way

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@yrechtman Hart should have been thrown out for trying to kick him in the knee in retaliation for... hart having jumped directly in his way for no reason in the first place

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@itswheneverh0 @beysdeserteagle @fitnfuII [wokely] we should punish women for having mental illnesses

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@JJCortright @tatertotsconor So many people will respond with scenarios which of course have happened many times, even though most are very rare, but they don’t seem to recognize that those people HAD phones and they didn’t stop it, or even help! It’s insane

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@pinkandblue118 @tatertotsconor Do you think heroin addicts commonly make up scenarios, like if I don’t have heroin when I need it, someone might shoot me or sexually assault me, but it I have it, I’ll be protected from that somehow? This kind of thinking is not a normal part of addiction at all

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@Marv1nDemon Hart is incredibly lucky Kornet didn't make anything of him trying to kick him directly in the knee lol. that's the easiest ejection I've ever seen if he didn't stay balanced and twist out of the way enough that it glanced off

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@J_Schneider @DragonflyJonez if you try to drag a 7'4" guy around by his jersey, you deserve to be swatted down like a fly

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you mean the guy who reached all the way around to grab the back of someone's jersey and pull a fistfull of it to the front, right? and then got mad and embarrassed because he was easily pushed down like an annoying little brother for it

[RJ Sports @SportsRJ]

Dirty player.

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@ChiptheA33010 @SportsRJ @Rate_the_Refs like he reached all the way around him and grabbed the BACK of his jersey and pulled it all the way to the front, and act's like there was no reason to shove him off lol. he just got embarrassed more than anything

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@mimeticmagic @elaifresh for high endurance stuff you can get to a point where not only can you not burn fat at a high enough rate to sustainably continue, but even complex carb reserves from meals eaten earlier are depleted and/or can't be broken down fast enough either so only simple sugars work at all

[Honey Packs + Lumineers = ME @necrobranson]

a lot of people say they hate landlords but are paying one of those mfers every month. Nails emoji. How do i do the nails emoji. Nails

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@averpee there's theoretically always someone better out there, therefore you should just never date anyone

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no one's ever tried to use it directly on my face before, but yeah I guess it's come in contact with it from time to time

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

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@hum_dunkin pisses me off that this is true

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@Tetradugenikid @uncle_deluge hell yeah good job

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

@TheCatFlaneur 0 is as much a magnitude ratio as any other number you like. For example, 0 is the ratio of your correctness to mine.

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@veralante @Schlormpisback Yes, because basically every software developer is using it now to help write a significant amount if not the majority of their code, outside of a few stubborn holdouts

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@StreameastNews On top of that the man vomitted during every game for over a decade because he ate sweets and drank soda before them, and he kept getting medical tests done, hoping there was some other reason for it lmao

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they're gonna be so owned when we're comparing them to all the hottest 70 year olds with perfect beautiful skin