mycroft

im a hobbit living under the stairs in 221b and i have a tardis that sherlock rescues me in and im taken off to hogwarts to do battle with voldemort and smaug

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#Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

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#Sherlock: You had a row with a machine? #John: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse at it.

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#John: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually sub-text

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#Sherlock: I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world - I invented the job.

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#John: So you take it out on the wall? #Sherlock: Oh, the wall had it coming.

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#John: You want to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier. I killed people. #Sherlock: You were a doctor! #John: I had bad days!

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#Sherlock: Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me! #Lestrade: Yeah that's for shock. #Sherlock: I'm not in shock!

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#Sherlock: Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.

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#Sherlock: I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over.

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#Sherlock: Coming? #John: I-If you want me to? #Sherlock: Of course. I'd be lost without my blogger.