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Aerobic squad winner 96🏅
Kylie top 🦄
30 years plus.🐧🫶🐧
been there, done that , 🌍
Worn the tight white T shirt. 🦈🐠 📦
Retired 🍷 📚 📺 👨‍🌾 .

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500 meters from my front door.
coffee still warm . ☕️
probably shouldn't have done it in my slippers.

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@WillyWoofter @Desireofhua So stealing a birthing contraption from 2 gay men ?
Cancel her !

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@Lungbarrow1 Nope ,
try flat bread & mango chutney
Eggsotic

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@WillyWoofter @Desireofhua She did the right thing by her fans .
Hide until popping one out 👶🏻.
No gay man wants to see a pregnant lady.
Gross.

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@RorgViking @BarryStill2 @johnsowle @SunnieDunne @Louiethelou @Jingerella66 😂 I know !

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@shanietwain Well yeah ,
have you seen the face

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@Readycya2 Who is it ?
Asking for a friend

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@WillyWoofter I remember her roaming the streets singing the vindaloo song after every football match.

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@authenticWMN @eleanor_leech Not me ,
I wanted to be the primo ballerino
Because even at 7
I knew I was a dude.

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@Gaynotqueer1 At least you didn't mention soggy bottoms .

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@Donni2024que @WillyWoofter You did the meme !

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@steele_mik28277 Sorry
It's my hormones.

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In 94 , we lived in Florida for 6 months in a motel.
( not that one)
We both ballooned, living of Arby's🍔

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@steele_mik28277 Bitch

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@AnneMarieFlynn2 @pmberkeley Why are you looking for a get out of jail pass for a woman who killed her children?

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@canthelpmenow7 J.W : hello, do you know about J.W. ?
Me: yes , my partner used to be one .
J.W : oh what's her name ? I might know her "
Me: " Richard "

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@BarryStill2 Thats a young Al Pacino.

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@mitchytrevy @WillyWoofter 😂
Is this like when rocks stars do
" research " on child porn because they are writing a book ?

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@Bearly_Fit I'm an only child
my hubby has a huge family.
They take great pleasure in hugging me, knowing I don't like it !
The bastards.

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@RazLikesRocks @StrewthQueen But I'm m not seeing you deny it.

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We are both ( technically)
the same age now.
But we can still pass for puppy.