Mori Ballman

BMW enthusiast. Genius Cockstar. Hole filler. #GoBirds

[Mori Ballman @MoriBallman]

Best not to overthink things

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Parlay might be cooked. #ThatsBaseball

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today — and the team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.

A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.

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Girl staying over just asked “is it too early to have a beer?” Bitch it’s 5pm somewhere let’s get Tuesday started

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This is about my ex

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Foids who drive Jeep Renegades are always hot asf

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45 year old woman lecturing men about how to properly please a woman.

Lady, you can’t even get wet anymore. You’re spoiled. Busted. No longer prime meat. Your usefulness has come to a close.

[MichelleWithLuv⁷⟭⟬💜⟬⟭ @sweetdestruxion]

@rafotheg0d And thats why most of yall don't actually satisfy women. You just want to start sticking things in holes immediately.

[Mori Ballman @MoriBallman]

AOC ditching her man and posting her fat tits immediately afterwards signals she’s absolutely going for a 2028 run. She’ll be dating some DEI fill-in monkey man come year end and post more of her body for the gooner vote.

Reading this shit like a QB going through progressions