Mork Crispy

things to scream before death——————————— Director @smosh prev @mythical @anthonypadilla

[ZachTheInsomniac 🔜 Sonic Expo Atlanta @ZachInsomnia]

peter pussy attack

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[Stormi @Stormi_luv]

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀💀

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

Me and @trevorevarts sharing a chug splash

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

This is how I see all weed smokers btw

[taoki @justalexoki]

its actually to cleanly jack off their master. look it up. super weird history

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

I don’t even wanna be around anymore

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

Hagrid during pride month:

you’re a bisexual Harry

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

guppy sashimi

[Jim Garrison Keillor @books_rum]

My student said he smoked salvia and turned into a birthday party for 35 years lol

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

The Last of the Yahooligans

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

what people in marty supreme jackets look like to me

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

2026 trend watch

Out:

-Carhartt
-Netflix
-Unread texts
-French fries
-Seatbelts

In:

-Sedentary lifestyle
-Menthol cigarettes
-French guys
-Breathing gas
-Holding your pee as long as possible

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

I really gotta just start shooting from the hip

[trevy @chillextremist]

I don’t think people realize how blown you have to get to achieve smithereens status

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

A one million way street. 1 million way traffic

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

Putting my Italian grandpas hand in a bowl of spaghetti while he sleeps so he marinaras himself

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

kids these days can just go to Nordstrom dot com and see nipples we didn’t have it like that

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

my boy Maury Povich wrote this one

[marcus🇵🇸CEO of Teen Titans @y2kmarcus_]

no scene on television is touching this one this year idgaf this was fucking INCREDIBLE #ITWelcomeToDerry

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

good info will report back

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Raw carrots have an indigestible fiber that absorbs the excess estrogen in the body.

Eat raw carrots men.

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

accidentally went to a blumpkin patch and it was way scarier

[Mork Crispy @MorkCrispy]

billy corgan got that nosferatu swag