Dispatch

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

It's a quiet night in Morky.... Too quiet... #maybeeveryoneissleeping #maybeeveryonedied #anythingspossibleinMorky

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

@oomps62 It was probably @CharlieTheCop's fault, and don't let him tell you otherwise.

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

The nights in Morky seem to last foreeeveerr these days.

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

Found these on my desk this morning. The card said: "Bringing you some sunshine in these dark days."

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

Newsflash: The votes are in! Welcome, Mayor TheFork101! #Fork4Mork

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

@CharlieTheCop Somehow I knew you were gonna say that

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

Looking for a white knight to sweep me off my feet and out of Morky... #MorkyBlows

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

Lovely day in Morky: Rainy with a chance of DEATH BY LYNCH MOB

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

PSA: @CharlieTheCop is fine and is actually getting work done. For once. #playedhooky #fishingonthejob

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

Citizens of Morky, I'm inquiring about the location of @CharlieTheCop. Anyone with information is asked to call the Morky Police Department.

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

@CharlieTheCop Chief Swan, please report in.

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

Things are looking grim around town... #wearethe75percent #stayinalive #Charliedoyourgoddamnjob

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

@CharlieTheCop Accident, corner of Get Back to Work St. and You're in Trouble Ln. Please respond.

[Dispatch @MorkyDispatch]

@CharlieTheCop Shouldn't you be working?

Get me a salad. And some fries.