Man, bisexual esq

i write articles, for some reason people read them

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

Pinned

[🇵🇸✌️☭ @ListenUpLiberal]

@dennismhogan My country, Amerikkka, yearns for freedom

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

@ExileGrimm Come on man I like Ken don’t black pill me

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

@McConnelDem @ebolaman131 Suffer

[Mahmoouud @Mahhmooud]

البيزو الارجنتيني vs الجنيه المصري
اللي هيكسب هياخد قرض من صندوق النقد

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

I forgot to buy fireworks for tonight but don’t worry I have an idea

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

IDIOCRACY wasn't this stupid.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

since the beginning, every us election has been about heavily implying that your opponent is a gay little fancy lad who loves his treats and hates getting his hands dirty

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

We lock eyes from across the bar.

You're intrigued by what you see on my hand.

"Oh, this?" I ask, gesturing to my ring finger. "That's my limited-edition Kevin Spacey America 250 ring."

You look downwards.

"Oh, this?" I ask, gesturing to my ankle monitor. "A lotta DUIs."

[☭⚢kayᡕᠵデᡁࠣ𐂯亠🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @KH4MAS]

“Socialism is a total revolution in humanity’s very social being. It is the end of pre-history.”

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

LIVE KEANPOSTING

[Em Luetkemeyer @em_luetkemeyer]

Rep. TOM KEAN (R-NJ) has returned to the Capitol. He just walked into the Speakers lobby.

He kissed his wife before walking onto the House floor.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dr. Oz on stage with Dean Cain talks about how great the crowd is at the Great American State Fair... so @hicharliecotton pans his camera to reveal quite the opposite.

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

@pensandpoison I think they do, they’re just in Russian!

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

@Hanasaku_Yuri Welcome to the fun world of being a Menshevik-Internationalist

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

@RobertSkvarla Really funny for her to be saying this about the DSA too. Regardless of what it is now, its origins are somewhat sus if I remember correctly.

[Man, bisexual esq @MoronicDuck]

@ListenUpLiberal @dennismhogan This is where I’m at politically

[🇵🇸✌️☭ @ListenUpLiberal]

@dennismhogan My country, Amerikkka, yearns for freedom

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

So the Great American State Fair lasted approximately 17 minutes before a guy got caught masturbating in public.

America 250. 🇺🇸

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Again, Texas is what happens when you give the descendants of Mississippi, Alabama, and Tennessee's most moronic dirt farmers an oil lease. -OS