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@Phoenixgirl76 I think your son is either a bender or a fridge. 🧐

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@Footballtweet He should use it to get his haircut the fucking bowlhead on him.

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@LFC Who? 🤨

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@poofter_pontiff At least you get a reference – mine only offer you a name badge. 😭

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@Kearnsy1906 He was giving it the bifters to Stevie G, saying nobody would beat him in a 1 vs. 1, even Virgil, and then on Wednesday night Julian Alvarez made a meal out of him for Atletico's first goal. 🧐

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@rads619 Every time they open the fridge door, the light goes out. 💡

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@WedgemanE @Weak3n It sounds like Arsenal, that. 🧐

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@AlbyLad_ It'll probably be around £45-50 in the Christmas sales, so it's probably best waiting until then. I heard it's only a 20 hour platinum with no side content, so it seems pointless to pay full price for it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@IrkthePurists Ditto. I remember doing mine on Easter Sunday evening, as it was the only spare time that I had at the time, and they didn't even bother to get back to me. That was despite having nearly 10 years of retail experience. It's just a humiliation ritual at this point. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@john_ford77 @g3m___ Leg it, you fucking window licker.

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@stehoare It's got to be Iliman Ndiaye at this point, because clearly we're in cloud cuckoo land with our recruitment. 🤪

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@Dykeocletian I'm sure they'll be made up with 10,000 work experience staff helping them for free during peak Christmas trading. They'll save a fortune on wage expenditure and post record profits in the new year. 🤑

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@Ade85fAde @kaitlinsindigo Not half; hopefully things start looking up for us soon. 🤞🏻

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@Ade85fAde @kaitlinsindigo Ditto, mate. I'm UK based too and have been unemployed since 24th December 2025. I have 16 years of experience, a degree, and several additional work-based qualifications. I've submitted around 90 applications, had 4 interviews, and got 0 job offers. 😩

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@LBLFC_ Gravenberch's instinct is to do the Joel Matip run forward and leave the entire defence isolated, which was evident in their first goal. Mac Allister is too lightweight, can't pass, and has literal shit for brains. 🫠

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@robbohuyton I can't understand why Endo isn't getting a sniff when it's clear that we're lacking steel in midfield. Mac Allister came on in the second half, and it was exactly the same problem. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@ScouseRepublic I'm not too sure whether I'm correct in saying this or not; however, I would presume that it's classed as reinvestment capital, and can therefore be spent in compliance with Financial Fair Play. Of course, that also depends on FSG, as they may want to liquidate it. 🤷🏻‍♂️