Morphman the Clown

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If you need a visual representation of the massive difference the UK system of dividing the seats based on constituency, rather than vote share, makes.
9 of the 21 parties over the limit didn't even get seats, because there was no single constituency that voted for them.

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@LittleBoats2020 You do know SIM cards aren't mobile phones, right?

Out of everything they have lied about to make you complacent with their fascistic new laws, this is what you're upset about?

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@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress A bit of a funny cut there, just a second before, Starmer pointed out how the person actually in charge failed the country.

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@GregHands Technically, yes. But benefit reliance is at an all time high. Your work doesn't pay!

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It's not like she was in charge when the new rules were made and should know them or anything.

But Starmer changed his mind about four things when circumstances changed, so flip flop, devil you know and all that I guess...

[Full Fact @FullFact]

Home Secretary Suella Braverman said recently that those fleeing violence in Sudan should apply to the UN’s refugee agency if they want to seek asylum in the UK.

This isn’t how the agency’s resettlement schemes work.
https://t.co/4753lprGso

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@GregHands @RishiSunak @Conservatives @CCHQPress A hole your party made more than 100 times larger during the 13 years that has passed since that joke you keep repeating as fact was made.

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@RobinsTalbot @arnlexnews @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph And if UK creates its own version of qualifications, people can't just move in from abroad and start working either.

I feel like we've seen these methods before somewhere...

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@arnlexnews @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Yeah, but EU was against the whole "breaching the basic human rights" thing UK wanted to do, but UK did that anyway.

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@chilliholic @Iromg The censorship of free speech and arrests before crime is committed has everything to do with how women were silenced when they fight to have rights.

It's not about the group that got arrested, it's about the new laws they used to arrest them breaching several basic human rights

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@Apayauq1 @joblessthursday So, maybe it is seeing back the public perception of autism?

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@jmilprint @Iromg He's upset that we lost free speech.
He's upset that UK is now breaking the human rights act.

He's upset because UK is now sitting on the wrong side of history.

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@originalsparkie @JonBergdahl Neither Orban nor Hungary is in Paris though, is it?

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@NoLieWithBTC But if your insurance is a day out of date, they'll impound your car...

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@PropVoting @electoralreform @getprdone But other than austerity, xenophobia, class war, nationalism and fascism, what have the Tories done for us?

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@toryboypierce @wesstreeting A lot has happened in 13 years, mate

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@Tricky9993 Even us immigrants have better understanding of grammar than you, it would seem

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@MickeyPetley @TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Let's face it, you're gonna get at least one more coronation in your lifetime.

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@QuackedUp76 @MKDLAria @keithboykin About half as many over the past decade than children who got mowed down by firearms last year...

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@TNcatdad @KevParkin3 @JZ_nm @keithboykin Yes

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@RishiSunak Under your short rule, we no longer get stuck in the phone queue because the phone queue is always full.
We can't even get into the queue anymore!