Young Morpheus 🤲🏿

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[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

BAIT AND SWITCH

The greatest trick of women past 29

When she is not married at this point unpleasant women take on a role that they despise most... A SUBMISSIVE WOMAN

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[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

I need to know, are they both going to pay child support or neither of them is going to pay child support?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A woman who had sex with identical twins separately "within four days of each other" has been told by a panel of judges that it is "not possible" to identify which one is the father of her baby.

Full story ⬇️
https://t.co/lp7IOCDBQi

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

You just know the Dms is filled with dumb hoes thinking this is True

gotta give props to premium cooking when you see one

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

I told my girlfriend NO the other day . I felt so sick afterwards, may I never do that ever again

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

Mind you Patrice O’neal has been dead for 14 years

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

Unrelated but you know how hurt you would be if you ever owned a Porsche and you get cheated on and it hits you that no matter what you do, no matter what you buy it still won’t mean anything if you’re not the guy she actually wants

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is Jeff Dabe, the Minnesota man with the largest hands in the world

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@Soulful1865 A Student of Patrice

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

Balance me quick .. is Diddy the only person going to jail for all freakoff parties he held?

I thought this Trial was going to open up a can of worms regarding most Hollywood celebrities who indulged in the debauchery

So it’s just gonna be him and him alone??

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

What the fuck happened to my Relationship?
Why did she leave me?
Why did she cheat on me?
Why?

Everytime a guy is broken because of a woman the reason why whatever happened happened always falls under 3 Categories

Weak Frame
Hypergamy
improper Vetting

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[Salties_unmasked @Saltiesunmasked]

Ama 2000 (some) Are getting this thing right, Degree, Marriage , Baby then gifts . Cingrats to new mama Tshia Smith on her new baby and car 😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

Man We dropped so much knowledge for guys on twitter peak Covid 2020 it’s crazy … I wish I had the time to do that again

#SaveAMan appearing on the trending list every month was my peak twitter experience

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

I don't know if you know this but #SaveAMan will be Trending on South African Twitter this coming Sunday

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@lexx5932 @elisadognose That’s what I’m saying 😂

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

Mind you Patrice O’neal has been dead for 14 years

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

lmao i don’t mean to have discourse this early but this “100 men vs. a silverback gorilla” debate going around right now really highlights the hubris at the heart of toxic masculinity.

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@lexx5932 @elisadognose You have to stare at the hole while fucking

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@missmack100 @DonyeWump09 @elisadognose The hypothetical was never about dating her but fucking her

Most guys fucked some women worse than a girl with a lil disability

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@JDrunkuncle @elisadognose No a hole in the face like a skeleton

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@lexidaddy24 @elisadognose It’s everything you want in a woman but no nose 😭

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

@hlovo_ @InshallahSZN This ad placement is 10/10😭😭😭

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

🙏🏾

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

The Spirit of Patrice O'Neal will live on forever

Gone but never forgotten

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

https://t.co/A79DxKKDnL

[Young Morpheus 🤲🏿 @MorphTheDon]

Patrice O'Neal was ahead of his time