Chris Morris

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. #COYS also Inherited Glasgow Rangers fan!

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@Glenty_Dan Spitting facts

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Lauren Hemp knocking Australia out of the World Cup

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

No chance of @askryanair replying to my messages then……

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

He’s at a club that’s been relegated it doesn’t exactly scream star player

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

According to @FabrizioRomano, both #THFC and #NUFC are in the race to sign #LCFC's James Maddison 👀💰

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@coldplay tickets r impossible to get I will happily pay above and beyond for 2 uk tickets

[Russell Howard @russellhoward]

Not everyone is up for my lazy eye jokes apparently…

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@reggymourinho Heating all together mate 😂😂

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

Yep!!!!

[Fact @Fact]

Some people feel uncomfortable when the TV volume is not divisible by 2.

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@TheSun It’s soccer am

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

Free transfer 01/02

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Taribo West at Inter.

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@AClancyQS @ChardCricket Cotley nets

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

That was a shambles #PochIn

[Chard Town FC @ChardTownFC]

Calling all #Spurs fans! Steve Perryman is at Chard Town Football Club this Friday. Tickets only £20. Message @Somerset_Spurs if you are interested.
#spursfans
@SpursOfficial
@SpursArmyTweets
@swsportsnews
@pulmansnews
@paulsconvey
@LewisWiseman1

[Your Christmas Countdown @christmas_clock]

42 WEEKS UNTIL #CHRISTMAS EVE!
🕒 https://t.co/08kJVAWqc2 🎄🎅

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@ErikLamela @SpursOfficial Yiddo!!!!!!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

On this day, 14 years ago, John Carew scored this crazy volley against Stoke. 🥵🥵

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

There’s times in life that make u question everything. Last year I met the most amazing person and she came into my life and gave me a future that I never imagined possible and tomorrow we pick up the keys to our new home!!!!!

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Retweet if you spent hours playing Sensible Soccer in the 90s...

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

These are the best boots of all time. 🖤

Prove me wrong. 👇

[Chris Morris @Morris9Chris]

@BRSUTFR 😂😂😂

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Man United's kit next season has been leaked...