🇰🇪 Bob

Curios Life Bender | God & Country

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

What if urban runners were just misplaced night runners 💀👀..it’s an itch they can’t explain and there is now a socially acceptable way to “toa steam”

[Kariũki @KiloFxTrot]

A part (but top) justification of why GoK needs to increase investment in mathematics as a subject in our schools….

[TP Pillay @TP_Pillay]

20 years on and it's the first time I'm seeing this bad boy??

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@Wordslinger__ Could it be kiangazi combined with the foot and mouth disease outbreak juzi juzi?

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@surambaya Is this also the same lineage where CS kagwi hails from? Having also married from the Michukis?

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

You are not special, I overpaid mine by 20k, when I went for my refund, the lady was extremely rude na akasema HELB doesn't do refund, days later nikaekwa CRB same ammount, despite having being issued with a clearance report on the same day. Tried kujitoa apa their hands are tied

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

Turns out I overpaid HELB loan by Sh26k.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Manze we can't survive another term with this..

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

It's a cultural thing. Our ancestors did that for literally any village, clan, family matters. Even about whose goat ate my maize. We still do it in our own families. Kamúkúnji we call it where I'm from. It's deeply engrained in us.

[Timothy Ngao @reinassanceman1]

Third world countries love unnecessary conferences and summits to solve absolutely nothing.
Always forming unserious "multi-sectoral" task force to come up with "new" policies/ framework.
That is what Ruto is wasting our time with.

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@reinassanceman1 It's a cultural thing. Our ancestors did that for literally any village, clan, family matters. Even about whose goat ate my maize. We still do it in our own families. Kamúkúnji we call it where I'm from. It's deeply engrained in us.

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

It isn't.

i did a stint at and agency as an insights and research manager at and Ad agency, where we had Junior Board of Directors as a product. We had tweens, teens discussing brands etc, and some of the brands that targeted those categories know they had wise consultants.

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

Lol....this is so foolish 😂😂😂

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@kuwamocho_ Múthuri. Consistency wazimu. Wakupe gig sasa.

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

Hii mambo ya paracent inakaa yuchanga watu sana. Anaeza aje kua na 32% NATIONALLY alafu akipata 20% ya murima anakua na 50 paracent? Muriaso, unajua tu addition sio?

[Muriaso @muriaso]

The provision that made 50%+1 a requirement for one to win the presidency is what makes mt Kenya region a hotcake.
The region carries 20-25% of the total registered voters and it historically votes as a block. Why does it matter? Any candidate supported by the region gets atleast 20% of the votes and this adds to their basket making it easier to get 50%+1.
The latest poll placed president William Ruto at 32% support nationally. If Mt Kenya was to vote overwhelmingly as it does, he gets an extra 20% getting him to 52% and that guarantees him a win.
That is why people say that one cannot win the presidency without support from Mt Kenya region.
This is different from the Kibaki and Moi eras since the constition then provided for majority vote even if it was 20%. I hope it makes sense

[Charity @tiny_charoh]

@meshmwandishi https://t.co/PX43h8hbzD the ntv doc on ol kalou chaos

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@loddca @URAuganda The consulate just held celebrations of being the best diplomatic outpost in the world or whatever.

[brian obra @just_obra]

Opening a Funeral Home on Peponi Road and calling it Pema >>>>

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

PRESS STATEMENT BY SENATOR OKIYA OMTATAH ON THE PUBLIC DEBT CASE RULING

Fellow Kenyans,

Today, the High Court delivered an important ruling in our public debt case.

The Court upheld the @IMFNews claim of diplomatic immunity and struck it out of this petition. While we respect the Court’s decision, accountability for Kenya’s debt burden cannot end there.
We are preparing a separate legal challenge to the Bretton Woods Agreements Act, 1963, against the Constitution of Kenya 2010 to ensure all actors involved in Kenya’s debt processes are subjected to proper scrutiny.

Most importantly, the Court rejected attempts by the Attorney General and other respondents to have this case dismissed. The judges ruled that our petition will proceed to a full hearing on its merits.

The Court also dismissed applications by the former Auditor General, former Controller of Budget, the current Auditor General, and the current Controller of Budget seeking to shield themselves from these proceedings.

This is a significant victory for transparency, accountability, and the Kenyan people.

We will amend our petition as directed by the Court and return on 22nd July 2026. Our mission remains unchanged: to establish how Kenya accumulated trillions in public debt, how the funds were utilized , whether the public benefited and whether the law was followed at every stage.

This case is about protecting the future of our nation and the interests of every Kenyan taxpayer.
We remain focused, determined, and committed to seeing it through.

God Bless Kenya.
#DeniBandia #OdiousDebt

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@TheAPIhashira @miss_mumbzk Semantics. In the original posters time, and my time, spoilt means, exactly that. - one with no manners, principles, self control etc. Kids that have no self control, as you say, are therefore spoilt. Just proved it. Read books.

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@miss_mumbzk In most cases involving school arsons most of the perpetrators are 'spoiled' kids, elite, papa will sort out, kids.

Twîhamwe?

[🇰🇪 Bob @Morrrey]

@miss_mumbzk It means Elite, privileged, etc. From the original tweet you replied to... . I took it that in their time boarding schools were an escapism and a way to mingle with the elite. Hence .. run away from home situations comment.