Ben Martin

Designer/Photographer in Derby. That's me.

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

Severely disappointed @Morrisons - you had God-tier doughnuts and you’ve now swapped powdered sugar for castor #endofanera

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@a_lucija Do you use your boiler lots in the middle of summer?

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@a_lucija It’s the digital equivalent of filling out your form in a shopping centre and sending it by carrier pigeon to a high security bank vault.

[SteelSeries @SteelSeries]

For our 10 MILLION MOUSEPADS CELEBRATION, we're holding our biggest giveaway in years (full setups, a custom-built PC, autgraphed gear, and much more!): https://t.co/VBaxfwaMbY

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@Wunderlist Are API created tasks back up now? We're not getting anything through from our internal web app?

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

Seems a long commute from Portsmouth guys? Might want to tell NUS @UPSUjobs

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@collect3 Just updated from a 5s to the 6s and it's telling me Video Safe 2 is no longer in the UK app store?

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@sophiealiceN - 3 and a half to get to TKD ;)

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@sophiealiceN was it on a corner? And were they in a slow car? And were they a man?

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@miss_bomb Facebook is both mocking you and gender stereotyping you.

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

My buttock hurts. Today is a bad day.

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

Harsh: “@HistoryInPics: Can you pass a literacy test given to Black voters in the 1960's?”

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

Anyone who knows Teeline: What's the convention for writing people's names? Do you drop vowels&abbreviate or do you disjoin/use longhand?

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@littlest_leoni Mars Bars… Fixed.

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

This! RT: @a_lucija: Pet peeve: vertically expanding sites when you need the information on the bottom. I feel like a dog chasing its tail.

[Probably Injured @PeterClayton6]

Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.

[Ubisoft UK @Ubisoft_UK]

Keep your head warm with an #AC4BlackFlag beanie! RT for a chance go win, ends 08/1/14 at 5pm - Available at Amazon.

[Ubisoft UK @Ubisoft_UK]

We've got some awesome #AC4BlackFlag gear from http://t.co/j0ow9lragI to give away! Retweet to win, ends 11/12/13!

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@tajasel I'm fit in front of everyone :D If you ignore the belly...

[Ben Martin @MortBM]

@tajasel It's a Twitter app installed directly in my brain. I think it; it's posted. #skynet4eva