Mortima Vi

The esteemed industrialist, mad scientist, evil robot creator, game creator and coffee connoisseur.

Please ignore the explosions.

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@Krekkov These non-artist focused sites don't have search functions for media (or at least not good search functions). We fans can't reliably find your old art unless you, the artist, put it up front for us every so often.

Don't repost less. Repost more often!

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@StrongMoist Should also point out that us "smaller developers" don't want the likes of Tim Sweeney arguing for whats good for us and what isn't, especially when his argument is so clearly self-serving.

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@spacezin It makes you wonder how Jellyfish and Axolotl's found enough Skill Points to buy the "Immortality" skill while we humans can't even regrow adult teeth.

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@vanripperart Might as well just give the police captain lady a key to the house now. It'll save on door repair bills in the future.

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@dreamypride1 "Why...are you writing...IN THE SEAFOOD SECTION!?!?"

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@superfeyn My patron Chaos God always said the quickest way to a mortal's eternal soul is through their stomach.

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@rebecca_doodles @Merrydawg Damn, even Xwitter disagreed. Harshly.

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@BenSadfleck I dunno man, the way Gwen smiled while saying she hated Luna was pretty erotic, basically unprotected sex happening right there.

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@jdotkdot5 Wait, beer can taste good?

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@StreetFighter No, please Ms. Space Fairy, by all means.
KEEP GOING.

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@Sulcate_NSFW @vivi_darkness ChatGPT Prompt: Sad aging fisherman stuck in a muddy river hole, haunted by the gaseous pink-purple specter of E-S-T-R-O-G-E-N. Jar of questionable pills beside him.

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@BenSadfleck Ah, so they ARE married then...

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@ChampChidi Did you win the ensuing Pokemon battle?

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@Harada_TEKKEN Katsuhiro Harada > Sexy Policewomen × 2 confirmed.

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@Krekkov @DocStrangelove2 If you want a fun game type that I used to play back in 2004, make a custom slayer ruleset with only plasma swords, shotguns and plasma grenades, with the plasma sword as the default weapon. Its FPS Rock-Paper-Scissors and its awesome. We called it Swords-n-Bitches (edgy kids)

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@mikeymegamega @iLnico4real Which US Dollars are we talking about? Because the value of a pound of dollars can vary wildly between singles and 100$ notes.

Also, 500kgs of gold is just 1100lbs. You could move that with a truck and a hard day's work.

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@Buffpup_ Attack the enemy within 2.5 seconds after taking damage to restore lost health.

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@darksungwyndlin @StrongMoist @NamelessGabe If you feel that way, feel free to write a time travel adventure to meet God just for the sake of people who can't be bothered to open a book provided to them.

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@basedbinkie Sith Lord Arc next.

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@StrongMoist @NamelessGabe Can't participate in events that happened hundreds of millions of years before the start of the game.

Hell, you can't even participate in the Red War or the DLCs you paid for anymore...

Just gotta read about them in the Codex.