My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it’ll flatten. He asked how I knew. And that’s how we got here. So what I’m saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I’m also saying, my wife is away.
Today’s 5th grade unnecessary morning conversation…
Student A: “When I die and go to heaven, I hope I get my wings the first day.”
Student B: “What kind you getting? I hope they got lemon pepper.”
Me at my desk: