Morton Slumber

Please accept my most heartfelt condolences at this most difficult hour.

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@robert1lefty @RyderCupEurope 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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@DwightDRamsay @JeremyClarkson Because journalists tend to read things as well as write.

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@ecks_93 @PGATOUR @maxhoma23 Agreed. I mean loads of people with really bad swings shoot 62s don’t they. #idiot.

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@ChainedWorker @SkyNews News flash. Most billionaires don’t have a billion pounds just sat in their bank accounts.

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@WestwoodLee @NCLDogCatSheltr So £500 for the dogs home then.

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@PlayBetter Scotland

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@ElisabethBorre2 @GBNEWS So will it be like the last Notting Hill Carnival with a murder, six stabbings, 200 arrests and several dozen police assaults? Sounds wonderful. Have a great time.

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@JezzaD1972 @MikeBubbins It doesn’t have to be perfect but you at least have to make an effort to wrap your arms around your opponent. Farrell rarely does.

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@RyderCupEurope @F_Molinari @LukeDonald @FederGolf @marcosimonegolf @rydercup Tommy will be happy.

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@MooPie0 @iamyesyouareno Do you not have the slightest idea how bank accounts work?

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@Richard26172 @AndyGoode10 Nonsense. If he was going for a tackle, irrespective of any direction change, his arms should have been up ready to wrap around the opponents body.

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@OfficialWillNev @Lucastheworldis @Steve_Laws_ I am generally happy. I’m just a realist. What you’re hoping for will never happen. The divisions we are already seeing in the UK will just get worse. I’m done now.

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@OfficialWillNev @Lucastheworldis @Steve_Laws_ Your not just naive but deluded ‘communities living in harmony’ 😂.

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@PepperellEddie See if you’d have signed for LIV Eddie you’d have had a Gulfstream jet and a fleet of Rolls Royce Phantoms to whisk you and your clubs to your destination 😃

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@livgolf_league @WestwoodLee @MajesticksGC If he bought it with his prize money for last place in Bedminster I assume she got a second hand Lada.

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@OfficialWillNev @Lucastheworldis @Steve_Laws_ You are naive. I’ve asked you before where mass uncontrolled immigration has been a success. Care to give some examples?

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@Spuckman388 @PGATOUR @McIlroyRory @BMWchamps Being a loving dad makes you a d bag? You dumb.

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@maddogmcgee63 @OwenJones84 Well probably get that verdict in a few years time.