Shine Like Marble

[Shine Like Marble @MoscowIn2008]

@BBCBreakfast The @cybertruck isn’t legal in this joyless country so there’s no chance of this thing ever going on sale here. @HMRCgovuk would likely make you pay ‘Air Passenger Duty’ every time you used the flying function if it ever did.

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@RorSyns Useful to avoid traffic in the Blackwall Tunnel.

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@SimplyUtd @TEAMtalk Mediocrity is rewarded at Utd; Luke Shaw has been at the club almost as long Bryan Robson was! But dare to question our genius DoF and you’re immediately out of the door. These people are killing the club.

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@Telegraph There is no foreign power more hostile to the British people than her own governing class.

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@sampeoples_ If only the club had a ‘Director of Football’ who could take a long term view on the squad and it’s development.

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@alexanderrX_ Labour’s most likely response will be to demand that his worldwide earnings be taxed for the entirety of his visit to the UK. Assuming the average MP even knows who @JensenHuang is.

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@WeAreTheOverlap The League position & the club’s performances in previous seasons already tell you exactly how good the players at Utd are.

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@K_Stand_Red @RedIssue "New Red Issue out today, Yerrrnighted fanzine."

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@ODonnellDale He’s got the easiest job in football; make all the decisions then blame his failures on whatever poor sod is ‘Head Coach’. You can guarantee that had the club started the season well he’d have been everywhere telling us what a genius he is. An absolute bluffer.

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@mufcMPB @sistoney67 How are these dickheads even employed by the club ffs? The average Utd anon from Africa could tell the summer transfer strategy was a disaster waiting to happen. It’s embarrassing.

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@utdreport He’s an arse kissing gobshite so of course his job is not in danger. An absolute con artist who has no business being anywhere near Utd. Berrada needs fucking off too. Twat.

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@samuelluckhurst “Amorim was incensed that Wilcox referred to himself as “the manager” to staff at Carrington.” - Someone should ask Carrick if this is still the case. Incredible.

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@utdreport @RobDorsettSky “Bemusement” 😂😂😂
Yea, it’s a real fucking mystery.

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@MythoYookay The difference between political indoctrination in Britain and somewhere like North Korea or Iran is that at least some people in those countries recognise they’re being taught the state religion.

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@thefurlinator A decade of propaganda, racial guilt and sanctimonious self-congratulation masquerading as great cinema. The 2010s in a nutshell.

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@mtracey Big Chad energy here from Tracey.

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@TheMercianNews Probably the hardest working public sector employee in the country. Makes sense that they’d sack him.

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@MartinSLewis Council taxes will now rise further to make up for the shortfall from those that don’t pay up on time. Great stuff 👍

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@CrimeLdn American-brained council jobsworths playing at being the “resistance”. They’re public servants, not revolutionaries. Sack the cunts, and prosecute anyone who actually obstructs the law. See how quickly the hero complex disappears.

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@PositivFuturist The humiliation is intentional.