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[Umoja @W_Asherah]

I don't own a house. I'll probably struggle to own a house thanks to the taxes Ruto has placed on my payslip. But for some reason, I owe people houses because I have a payslip. To make matters worse, that deduction on my payslip doesn't give me access to the houses?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

I kept my passes from KQ flights 202 and 203 to and fro Mumbai on 15/16 October 2025. I couldn’t tell you what the toughest part of the day was, receiving the news in the morning or taking that flight to Mumbai. But I digress. I want to say Ahsante sana to some key people who made everything possible in very difficult circumstances.

1. The Indian High Commission in Nairobi and the Indian Government. I don’t know how many rules of international travel were bent to make that flight happen. Ahsante sana.

2. @KenyaAirways management and the flight crew led by Capt. Saviemaria Ondego. Absolute class. Bwana on the way back we thought our tears had dried then she hit us with that call change to RAO001 when we entered our airspace. Wacha tu. God bless.

3. The regular passengers on those two flights. Many were bumped off. Heavy seat changes to accommodate the delegation. Long delays especially on flight 202. Many had no idea what was happening until we were airbone and the captain made the announcement. Apologies for the inconveniences on that day, but you were very gracious. God bless.

4. The @kdfinfo . Bwana for the honor extended to Baba, we his people will forever be grateful. Salute🫡

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

[Milele FM @Milele_FM]

Nikama tutaanza hiring soon

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Thank God, sasa, Sen Edwin Sifuna, aka Mr Empty, aka the drunkard now has a party, the Linda Mwananchi Movement! Does he have any chance against @WilliamsRuto, the self-proclaimed cleverest man in Kenya?
Vote

[kiarie @EngPKiarie]

EPRA and Kenya Power!

We need to have a serious conversation about those two Parastatals.

[isadora @gunpowderandran]

minha parte favorita da bíblia é quando Jesus fala para os discípulos que eles tem que ficar a temporada toda no Real Madrid

[987 @ttquattrosports]

抗がん剤って、がん細胞だけ殺す化学物質ではなく、全部殺すんです。患者に説明してもわかってくれない。

[Stärgirl Shãree ™ @Shareee]

Mikel Merino ❤️

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

SHA was not working, so Irungu Kang’ata rolled out AFYA Ke for Murang’a residents. Since Ruto doesn’t like being defeated or when things work, they shut it down for SHA.

Hajui we can make Kang’ata DP to work with Sifuna? He’s creating monsters in opposition.

[Golazo Show @GolazoShow1]

REAL BETIS VS PORTO WAS CINEMA🔥🔥🔥

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.

Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: https://t.co/WC41QIhkKd

[Mongo Beti 🇨🇲 @Tita_Chill]

Les Nigérians qui prient pour que ce soit leur président wesh y a pas à être égoïste comme ça , Vous l’avez depuis 3 ans seulement nous on supporte le nôtre depuis 44 ans Vous pouvez nous accorder ce décès, non ? 😭

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

Congratulations to the lucky African country who will be announced today as the winner!

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Mpaka mnafanya a whole governor aseme GOSH!!! 😂😂😂😂

Kasongo’s government is wild

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Kenya kila mtu anajaribu kukuibia. This day in the middle of the commotion mtu aliiba grill mbili ikiwa na makaa moto with the chicken still grilling on top 😂😂😂

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Gosh,this is shocking.

Totally untrue.

How does it have a https://t.co/56pa3Go8tm domain name?

Department of Defence ; Tharaka Nithi and Kitengela Govt hospitals - all have it.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Baba’s spirit is well and truly alive in the people. I have seen it in Bondo today. Ahsante sana to the people of Siaya. Hii safari nayo lazima tuende pamoja. Siwaachi!