Moses Texas

They were all in love with dying. They were doing it in Texas.

[𝐈𝐏𝐑-𝕏 — ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪᴘʀ @ipr__x]

UFC Fighter Says Michelle Obama is a Man
https://t.co/FUdQzz9Elo

[ysa moved!! @T_Tdiluc @iwacultz]

@C0WGIRLB3B0P there was this one time we heard a guy jacking off in the boy’s locker room after one of my volleyball games. i hate it here.

[Tristan R. Gyure @TristanRayGyure]

@AbbyJohnson Call a liberal man a bitch one time and the next thing you know he’s playing varsity volleyball and whacking off in women’s locker rooms.

[Dave Guglielmi @Googs360]

Niggers smell!

[SHINES @daikanjyo]

Saw a homeless guy masturbating through his jacket to the evening news in a restaurant window.

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

I just voted for Ken Paxton

[Butthole Surfers Lyrics Bot @John_ESmoke]

Walkin' down the hall the dentist LOOMED through the door I saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas

[Butthole Surfers Lyrics Bot @John_ESmoke]

Julio Iglesias jacked off in outer-spacias

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

My slave and I

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

Flying my aeroplane, part 2

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

Flying my aeroplane

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

Riding my penny farting

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

Important message to all my friends:

You need to update your chats so I can add you to my new chat called Moses Talk. Thank you.

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

I am Moses Texas and I will Make America Great Again

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

@LoganWisc Very cool

[Blake @keepweedillegaI]

Espied a gentleman of Nilotic countenance unashamedly masturbating in an electric massage chair in the Atlantic City Expressway service plaza, directly across from the large bronze model of the battleship USS New Jersey

[Moses Texas @Moses_Texas]

@FlapperCatLady @BetaChud I thought he was over that. I saw a tweet from him from a little while ago that he was cured of it.