MosesKing 🇳🇬

On a journey to success, no shortcuts

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

My friend refused to have sex with his pregnant wife because of the economy

My friend's wife used to attend her antenatal appointments alone. One day, the nurse told her that it was safe to have sex at that stage of her pregnancy.

When she got home and told her husband, he refused.

According to his wife, he has always been faithful in their marriage, so she couldn't understand his reason.

The following week, they both went for the antenatal appointment. The nurse advised him to have sex with his wife, but he still refused.

He said, "No, the economy is too difficult right now."

The nurse asked, "What does the economy have to do with sleeping with your pregnant wife?"

The man replied, "I don't want her to give birth to twins."

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

American actress Jessica Alba with her daughters during the Turkey vs. USA game yesterday. 🇺🇸🎬

[MosesKing 🇳🇬 @MosesIfesi]

@jon_d_doe But the soup looks good BTW.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Please go and learn how my lovely wife molds fufu for me.

Your swallow has too many contours.

Eat your food, I am not hungry.

Thank you.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My dad’s friend, a widow, called him to borrow ₦1 million for her 60th birthday.

My dad told her, “You know I’m retired. I don’t have that kind of money to lend out, but I can send you ₦200k as a birthday gift.”

She replied softly, “You don’t have money, yet you bought your wife a car two weeks ago.”

My dad replied, “Not having money to lend doesn’t mean I don’t have money for my family.”

She said okay and blocked him immediately.

Another mutual friend she later borrowed the money from told my dad she has not paid back the money till today...

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Mr Kingsley has been battling with kidney failure for 2 years now. He would be needing N40m for surgery. Please let's come together to do what we do, for him. Kindly donate here

2405990902
Zenith
Wisdom Obi-Dickson

Raise am 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Jasper Ziggle 🥷🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @JasperZiggle]

🇬🇭🚨FIFA is paying Accra Hearts of Oak 11,000USD a day for Benjamin Asare participating in the FIFA World Cup 🏆

JUST THE GROUP STAGE
Group stage last 17 days
11,000 USD X 17 days
= 187,000 USD

187,000 USD 🇺🇸 X 11.5 RT
2,150,500.00 GHS 🇬🇭

FIFA increases the money when you QUALIFY from the group stage 😃

NOTE: Now Ghana 🇬🇭 QUALIFICATION looks possible’ you can imagine how much FIFA will pay Hearts Of Oak 🇷🇴 up to round of 32 stage

Copied from Mr Patrick Mensah Nartey

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A whole supreme high Chief like me.

Na me dem dey serve swallow wey be like mad person hair.

I go show my wife.

And she'll tell me to dump that side chick.

What insolence!

End.

[Futebol Nostálgico! @futnostalgico]

🇰🇵🇮🇹 Em 1966, a Coreia do Norte eliminou a Itália da Copa do Mundo.

Os jogadores italianos alegaram que a Coreia trocou os 11 jogadores do time no intervalo e que, por serem parecidos, ninguém percebeu.

A FIFA nunca conseguiu provar que isso era verdade, mas na Itália ainda se diz que realmente aconteceu.

A Coreia do Norte, considerada uma das seleções mais fracas, venceu a bicampeã Itália por 1 a 0 no dia 19 de julho de 1966, garantindo a classificação para as quartas de final.

Nas quartas de final, a Coreia do Norte chegou a abrir uma vantagem de 3 a 0 contra Portugal, mas a seleção portuguesa, com quatro gols de Eusébio, conseguiu a virada por 5 a 3 e avançou na competição.

Essa eliminação da Itália foi uma das maiores zebras da história das Copas do Mundo, e o desempenho da Coreia do Norte marcou a primeira vez que uma seleção asiática chegou às quartas de final.

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Nigeria 🇳🇬 is the largest importer of generators in Africa due to insufficient power supply from its national grid.

Nigeria generates 5313MW of electricity with a population of 250 million people.

South Africa 🇿🇦 generates 58,095MW for 64 million people.

Egypt 🇪🇬 generates 59,063MW for 118M people.

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Of all African countries, only Nigeria 🇳🇬 and Egypt 🇪🇬 have embassies in North Korea under the leadership of Kim Jong Un.

[Divine👣 @Divine001__]

make dem just ban snapchat bro

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.

Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.

Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.

Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.

And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Muslim players hide the alcoholic brand logo on the MVP award at the World Cup

[Kenn_eth @keenn_eth]

i locked ₦10,000,000 million Naira on piggyvest and i’m getting ₦106,000 daily

The ROI is 0.0548% per day on piggyvest.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Young Man Confirmed Innocent After Br¥tal A§§ault Over False Th+ft Allegation in Anambra

A man was br¥tally a§§aulted by a group of unidentified persons after he was accused of st+aling money in Onitsha, Anambra State.

In a video circulating on Facebook, the victim repeatedly swore on the lives of his mother and siblings that he was innocent and had not st%len the money.

Reacting to the incident, the Chairman of the Human Rights Defenders (HURIDE), Ebonyi State chapter, Sampson Iko Nweke, said it was later confirmed that the man was innocent.

Condemning the att@ck, Nweke described it as an act of jungle justice, stressing that no one should be subjected to such treatment over an unverified allegation. He urged the victim to seek legal redress and appealed to anyone who knows him to help him get justice.

[MOBYLÉ @Mobyle001]

Two female best friends don ride you before??

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

“If you got a girlfriend break up with her now”

— Future via X

[Ric_hardz @heisrichardz]

When did you find out that Michael B. Jordan and Gabriel Magalhães are brothers?

Same mother but different fathers

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 Nana Kwaku Bonsam, the Ghanaian spiritualist who 'tied' Harry Kane against Ghana has now featured on several international TV platforms, including Piers Morgan Uncensored.

He also showed the bottle he 'tied' Harry Kane into, which contains snakes.