Mũchũra

I'm bizarre and avantgarde.
Both sides of me are evenly odd.

[🇫🇷🇦🇷 @RealElvo]

Cuddling apa nakulamba kisogo design ngombe hulamba ndama mamaee.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.
Outering is an incredibly horribly designed road .also pedestrians hawatumii overpass

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Because by the time you are able to say anything, the sleep paralysis has ended already.

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 800+ km/h

[Nyanje wa Nyanje @nyanjewanyanje]

Anyone telling you that a country with a heavy burden of debt, huge budget deficits and borrowing at high interest rates can keep a sovereign wealth fund, is essentially trying to sell you the city clock at the roundabout.

[Droid @droid254]

More MPs should die and go to hell so government can bring development like Ol Kalou ...this is our prayer

[Mũchũra @Moshozz]

@droid254 If one MP died every week, we'd go through the entire parliament in 5 years. Proper development in 1 term.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ata wewe najua uliandika hii uongo yote ukacheka.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative

[Mũchũra @Moshozz]

@amenya_nelson @xysist Ujuzi na ujuaji.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Should we tell him? 😆

[Waigera @_waigera]

Hi @KenyaAirways congrats on the Boeing 777-300ER launch! I humbly request an opportunity to feature and educate Kenyans about the Boeing 777-300ER on my YouTube channel.

To assist me on making it happen please help me by retweeting & tagging @KenyaAirways 🙏🏼

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

When you’re having the best nap of your life and you hear your phone ring

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Lived a foolish life, and being made to look a fool even in death.
T for tough.

[🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹 @Y2Uchis]

Dudes on this app are surprised that Argentina are cheats when it’s the same country that has a handball goal as its greatest moment in football

[Droid @droid254]

Siku hizi by the time the early bird is up Linet Toto has eaten all worms and 60 mandazi

[ysl mututho @zoneliv]

"rice" "luhya"

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Only unemployed and guys in contract jobs and self employed people will understand this .

Getting loans from banks without a payslip is almost near impossible

Saccos allow you to borrow upto 4 times your savings without a payslip .

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

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Order: 0119688198
#BAHARIBITES #Restocked #WeekdaySnacks

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

Kwani there's a problem? I can see he's is driving below 50 kph