Olivi-Ugghh

professor of yappology at UC Berkeley mdni

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

When I told the Chinese auntie she didn't have to mellow down the mapo tofu

[LINK 🐂🫎 @BullMooseLink]

“Wow what an interesting prologue! I can’t wait for the POVs to open with a Jon or Dany chapt-“

EDMURE

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

whenever china is mentioned on this website there is always a dude who'll get upset if you arent taking his prestor john rumor seriously "chinas nukes are fake, theyre actually made of water" okay buddy

[Irene @utacult]

George serving when grandma realizes her pussy the reason for everybody in the room.

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🐊 @butleriano]

I just learned from a very credible source in France that there is a very high possibility of a Carolingian Empire 2 being created in the next 5 YEARS. At least France+ Germany. This is HUGE. And no this is not a shitpost. I'm serious

[Robinkehlchen @Mellon_Colly42]

Talked with my fave coworker abt books and that I'm reading a 700 page novel right now and i was like "What do you read atm" he said "Donald duck comics"

[Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions]

If China's fixin' our elections, how come they ain't made a Chinese guy the president?

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

were getting a chapter called 'The Crab and the Kraken' hell try and use his kraken horn to stop the iron fleet but Euron just chop his head off

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

winds is taking so long cause GRRM cant figure out how to write Adrian Celitgar's POV

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

my close personal friend 'Nimble' Dick Crabb just died. hes dead, he fucking died 😭

[detty @0ddette]

The library security guard who always keeps an eye on me noticed I left the quiet room and went to sit at a table in main, he frowned and then went to go check out the quiet room. How I felt after getting the loud and annoying weird guy cleared out without saying a single word:

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

serious cyclists tuck, cock bulging out in all that lycrais NOT areo at all

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

i guess it goes both ways though, i cant imagine having AC and choosing to set it in the low 60s. thats frigid, when its 60 out i keep a sweater on, or a blanket around me

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

seeing so many tweets about temperature makes me feel like an alien, i rode my bike to work this morning, it was 90 degrees. it wasnt bad at all, a little sweat but i didnt die

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

reading AFFC for the first time and loving Cersei's chapters. shes such a miserable bitch that she assumes Margery must be gay cause she cant fathom a woman with friends. Iconic! my queen

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

As a very young child I really enjoyed performing menial tasks (like de-shelling an entire bag of pistachios) and making my dolls have sex with each other. Then I got into reading, which stole my enjoyment of the mundane and my sense of eroticism

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

i need a squire to check my bike tires and keep everything in maintenance, and maybe chill my beer for me aswell

[Olivi-Ugghh @Mosie_b]

watched an episode of wife swap with ric flair and roddy piper and roddy kissed ric on the lips and started caressing his hand like "i love you so much man, i dont want people taking advantage of you" while their wives sit quietly in the background