momo

25 • they/them • no AI • 🇵🇸 • 🏳️‍⚧️ • 🏳️‍🌈

hucklerobby enjoyer

[momo @moss_illus]

Always coming home smelling like clotrimazole and ostomy bag, phlebotomy job please pull through I can’t take this much longer

[momo @moss_illus]

2014 cleancore stim boards walked so 2026 fruitier aero bathrooms could run

[momo @moss_illus]

Saying be safe and be smart to my 2 coworkers knowing good and well that only one of them is smart and will be safe

[momo @moss_illus]

Always tummy troubles the first day of my week off

[momo @moss_illus]

Dahlia sin absolute brick in the fosse performance

[momo @moss_illus]

The most evil and fucked up morning I’ve had ever

[momo @moss_illus]

An acute distaste for barrel cut jeans

[momo @moss_illus]

I will forever get the ick from white women with chunky eyeliner, anime false lashes, face piercings and box dye fried hair

[momo @moss_illus]

I will forever get the ick from white women with chunky eyeliner, anime false lashes, face piercings and box dye fried hair

[momo @moss_illus]

I will forever get the ick from white women with a black wolf cut, chunky liner, anime lashes, big septum, and bridge piercing

[ronni @rovnni]

eu falando sozinho no twitter sem nenhuma curtida, nenhum retweet e nenhum comentário

[momo @moss_illus]

tl making me wanna rewatch the Pitt to cope

[momo @moss_illus]

Dozed off for a few seconds directly in front of my boss and she didn’t notice

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[momo @moss_illus]

Still got his bday off though

[momo @moss_illus]

Denied time off around my fiancés birthday because half of my company is going TO FLORIDA BY THE WAY

[momo @moss_illus]

Coming back off of priv hi world

[momo @moss_illus]

What the fuck happened to euphoria

[99✨ s @99Starr_cinema]

"No, don't apologise you work for the two of us." Bro was making all the sense, and she just got more audacious.🍿🎬

[momo @moss_illus]

I graduated 7 years ago by the way

[momo @moss_illus]

If your ever afraid that you peaked in high school just go on Facebook and see how many people from your graduating class still has a picture from high school as their pfp… see the difference know the difference, be the difference