dew

currently reading: ASOS ⚔️🐺

[dew @mossglowbug]

@FantasyHavenYT the year i decide to pick up the books for the first time being the year that TWOW is released... thank you george.... i am the prince who was promised

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

quiet as it’s kept, a gay situationship with your female best friend is the most intense, romantic love that exists. you’ll be chasing that high your entire life

[dew @mossglowbug]

@lightinstiletto @rare__one @grey990s when visiting London all the chicken tikka masala tasted like the Trader Joe’s version sweet as hell

[dew @mossglowbug]

@dfordai @cranappleshawty at this point i am fully committed to watching the show exclusively through clips like family guy

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

[Bael ⛧ @evilbael]

that weird girl with the big brown eyes and questionable tweets is the love of your life btw

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

@sohcahtri like i’m not even a #swirler but vanilla ice cream sounds good w some chocolate rn

[existential dread Barbie🍍🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @isthisileegal]

@prn63ss #needthatlowkenuinely

[dew @mossglowbug]

@dancingofpens the cgi tiger is so fucing funny looking its green

[dew @mossglowbug]

@TheWarmChills @isopie_ggp wait bc Steve wants no regulation and Tony wants more regulation but Wanda’s parents were killed by there being no oversight, also the only reason Steve and Wanda are aligned is bc the government is actively trying to arrest her for being a superhero

[dew @mossglowbug]

@doemisu i’m reading famesick and loving it but I’ve never been able to watch past episode 2 of girls because cringe comedy is my kryptonite and also i hate all of them (even though i am hannah)

[dew @mossglowbug]

@venusianruby i hope u know I’ve been oscillating between wanting to be blonde and wanting to be plum and i this slideshow made me choose plum

[I, project hail ash x2 @cleramizi]

@uketrope dude

[Ი⑅𐑼 @uketrope]

whole house having a bad day tf😭😭

[dew @mossglowbug]

@Murdoink winston ❤️

[johnny 🧍🏾 @ivycuffs]

yall owe that girl an apology

[Jacob T. Swinney @jacobtswinney]

Big fan of modern movies bringing back the legal info on title cards 🎬

[kc @baldniggachange]

having sex before work frequently probably the reason i was evb favorite coworker