Most People Don't Know This, But...

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...vaccines are one of the leading causes of old people. #vaccines #antivax

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...volcanos are the prolapsed anuses of the Earth.

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...Beelzebub hates deviled eggs and remains adamant that he had nothing to do with their creation.

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...although already quite wealthy from his extensive commercial work, the Pillsbury Doughboy emmassed much of his great wealth while working as a drug mule for the Medellín Cartel.

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...the Navy demoted Cap'n Crunch to C'mander Crunch after he was caught exposing his crunchberries to a subordinate.

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...the original 'Child's Play' remake script was about a 35-year-old man being brutally murdered by his Gundam models. #ChildsPlay

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...all Donkey Sauce is personally secreted from Guy Fieri's achingly enorged body.

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...while most humans bodies are 60% water, Alex Jones is 60% pure diarrhea. #AlexJones #whatstheother40percent

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...although the existence of Area 51 is now well known, the location of STUDIO 51, whos space-quaalude-fueled martian orgies are a thing of legend, remains a closely-guarded secret.

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...when Garth Brooks said he had friends in low places, he was talking about C.H.U.D.s.

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...it takes over 2,000 insects to produce one bottle of actual Beetlejuice.

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...when not writing, George R.R. Martin spends the majority of his free time playing Ultimate Frisbee. #GameofThrones

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...a significant amount of the crunch in crunchy peanut butter comes from the bug parts!

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...95% of the time no one is secretly standing in the darkness, staring at you through your home's windows.

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...most men suffer from a condition known as Hair Blindness, making it impossible for them to notice when a woman gets any number of inches trimmed off.

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...those who open the door and proceed to get on the floor are legally required to walk the dinosaur.

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...Life Alert buttons emit an incredibly loud fart sound when pressed, treating you to one final chuckle before you die. #LifeAlert

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...while most believe the symbol on the Canadian flag is a maple leaf, it is in fact an explosion, symbolizing the insatiable bloodthirst of that nation's people. #canada

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...though traditionally spelled "doughnut," prudes changed the spelling to "donut" to remove the much-deserved orgasm sound from the middle of the word. #NationalDoughnutDay

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...beach sand is comprised of 95% human skin, so... #MyBeachBagContains lots and lots of human skin.