vae

just a boy / 21 / posting wtv

[vae @mostevilboy]

I feel a lil handsome

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[vae @mostevilboy]

@estherpornstar i love ur hair omfg

[vae @mostevilboy]

@hinge fuck you man

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

i want to chase her down naked in the forest like a feral beast and impregnate her under the moonlight but i can't do this because of bill gates alpha gal tick bioterrorism. this is why the birthrate is collapsing

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

How does this video perfectly explain what is wrong with Age Verification laws lol

[vae @mostevilboy]

@yurimusings the math is also just horrendously wrong. $20 a day is only $7,300 a year

[vae @mostevilboy]

why does the UK so badly want to fuck up itself and it's citizens

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

>be 15 year old girl
>kidnapped, held in a flat above a takeaway
>they're all sitting around after a "session"
>middle of summer so they're all shirtless
>high on balloons, they forget about me
>somehow still got my phone
>2% battery, now or never
>decide this is my one shot
>sneak a couple photos of their faces, tattoos and the flat to send to the police or my mum
>hit send
>phone immediately goes full retard:
>"This photo contains nudity or sensitive content. Blurred for your protection."
>try to unblur it
>"To view or share this content you must verify your identity with a government ID or face scan."
>desperate, try the face scan
>"Your phone has now been locked for your safety. Please see your parent or guardian. Alternatively verify with a government ID or face scan"
>can't even keep the photo on the device
>can't send it
>can't do anything
>this is now my new life

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

Idea:

A site like RateMyProfessor but it's for judges and people can submit instances of public menaces being repeatedly released.

For all the mainstream stories we see, there are undoubtedly thousands more we don't.

[vae @mostevilboy]

@lyriadoll aw cute edit

[vae @mostevilboy]

@kysmae67 oh wow i made it to the big leagues

[vae @mostevilboy]

@kysmae67 fruit punch pls

[vae @mostevilboy]

@f4celess_entity @erythraeandoll if you ceased to exist it would mean nothing

[vae @mostevilboy]

yo hop on siege its still a rlly fun gameplay loop if u can aim decently

[vae @mostevilboy]

@kysmae67 drools at the thought of u*

[vae @mostevilboy]

@mvqxiz cuties

[Tuor Eladar @AgitpropMaster]

Remember: 2500 American men got chewed to bits by machine guns, drowned under the weight of their own gear, hung by their parachutes in French trees, and blown to jam by 88mm artillery
so some goblin bitch at the office could call you a Nazi for making the wrong joke