"Did you hear? ICE killed another American!"
"A citizen?"
"Well, no. But he had been here for 35 years."
"So he wasn't supposed to be here. Still, that's not a death sentence. What happened?"
"ICE shot him!"
"An ICE agent just walked up to him and shot him?"
"Well, no. He hit an ICE vehicle and started to run down the ICE agent."
"So he tried to kill an ICE agent."
>Red Dead Redemption
>Choose to be a good guy and max out honor by defending the weak, sparing lives, and helping strangers
>Hit maximum honor
>Game doesn't reward you with a bigger gun or a pile of cash
>Instead, you are rewarded with an encounter with a Catholic nun
>She hands you the Rosary of Saint Andrew as a gift for your righteous deeds
>It literally acts as a shield, decreasing the accuracy of enemy fire against you
>Teaches you that a man actively seeking redemption operates under divine protection
>The ultimate reward for a virtuous life isn't worldly loot, it's a blessed symbol of faith
Unfathomably based